An 80s Movie Sampler: C

Welcome to the next installment of An 80s Movie Sampler. Moving along alphabetically, we now come to the letter C. The letter C starts words like cool and crazy, and indeed, you'll find many movies that are cool, as well as a few that are crazy. Let's put it this way: This article will contain both a Best Picture Oscar winner and a winner of the Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Picture.


We begin with Caddyshack, the classic 1980 snobs-versus-slobs comedy with a cast of comedic heavy-hitters, including Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, Rodney Dangerfield and Ted Knight, serving as the backdrop for a young caddy (Michael O'Keefe) and his coming-of-age experiences at the Bushwood Country Club.





The late, great Harold Ramis famously spoke of the difficulties that directing and writing Caddyshack entailed, and to the end of his life, he still felt he could've done better with the movie, but it's a testament to Ramis' innate skills that Caddyshack has made the impact it has. More than four decades after its' release, Caddyshack is still picking up new fans and generating laughs in new generations.





My first exposure to Caddyshack came when I rented the movie during the video store deal my parents and I concocted in the fourth grade. I was too young to pick up on a lot of the verbal jokes, but I picked up on the slapstick energy of the visuals, from Bill Murray's Carl Spackler fantasizing about golf victories and gopher defeats to Rodney Dangerfield's Al Czervik and his caddies boogying their way across the greens at Bushwood. I would revisit Caddyshack in the summers between 11th and 12th grade, and I would find myself now picking up on more of the jokes and still laughing as hard.


Caddyshack is a stone classic of comedy, while the next movie on our list is a classic of a different kind, and that's camp. It's Can't Stop The Music, the 1980 pseudobiography of The Village People, and the aforementioned winner of the Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Picture...The inaugural winner, in fact.





You're probably wondering, "Why on earth is Johnny Caps recommending a movie many consider to be one of the worst films of all time?". I'll tell you why. I've seen Can't Stop The Music, and while the movie certainly isn't an all-time great, I don't think it's an all-time dud, either. For me, The Village People and their music are the film's saving graces. I've always admired The Village People for the way they helped open people's minds to alternate ways of approaching love and life, and while Can't Stop The Music didn't necessarily do the best job of telling their story, the music is what carries it through.





I particularly like the title track, which closes the movie in an epic manner. Music is an unstoppable force. No matter what the genre, whether it's disco, rock, rap, country or classical, music has the power to make your life better, if only for the length of a song. Music can give you ideas or give you an emotional lift. Music can speak to your deepest emotions or your most shallow needs. While disco may be the music in question that can't be stopped in The Village People's song, it could really go for any music in general. That's how applicable the song is.





Moving along alphabetically, we come to 1988's Casual Sex?, a romantic comedy about the effort it takes to find true love in a time of crisis.





Stacy (Lea Thompson) and Melissa (Victoria Jackson) are two young singles who are having trouble finding romance in the 80s. They pay a visit to a health resort and end up finding love with two unlikely types. Melissa connects with a health club staffer named Jamie (Jerry Levine) while Stacy finds an unlikely, but true, connection with Vinny (Andrew Dice Clay), a macho guy who eventually discovers sensitivity and kindness.





Casual Sex? is an underrated 80s comedy, and one of the most unique things about the movie is how Clay's character, Vinny, is a deconstruction of Clay's Dice persona before the character of the Diceman achieved national fame. The Diceman, or here, The Vin Man, is shown to be a real pig of a guy at first, but he eventually talks to Stacy in a polite, realistic way, and that conversation leads him to change into a loving partner.


Similarly, Andrew Clay Silverstein has gone to great lengths to explain that the character of Dice is not reflective of his real beliefs. In one interview, he referred to the character as a "juvenile, macho moron". Silverstein is soft-spoken and open-minded. Dice is brash and close-minded. This movie is, in part, about how the Vin Man becomes Vinny, just like how Dice becomes Andrew Silverstein offstage.


If I could only figure out what Marshall Mathers' deal is, but that topic would be better served by a 90s nostalgia website. We're all about the 80s here, and they don't come more 80s than our next film, 1985's Certain Fury, a Defiant Ones-style saga about two young criminals, Scarlett (Tatum O'Neal), accused of murder, and Tracy (Irene Cara), arrested for drug possession, who end up accused of a courthouse massacre they were trying to escape from, leading them to go on the run.





Certain Fury is a great example of 80s Canuxploitation, or exploitation movies filmed in Canada. O'Neal and Cara, both of them Oscar winners, give enjoyable performances as, respectively, Scarlett and Tracy. From the moment they first meet, you can sense the anger they feel towards each other, yet you can sense that they'll develop a friendship out of it.





It's strange how friendships can come about. This movie certainly made me think of how I formed some of my strongest bonds. For example, I initially had issues with one manager at my retail job in my earlier years with the company, but even though there were a few times she had to act as an authority figure and not a friend, she would come to be one of my strongest allies at the store until she left the company. If you're looking for a movie to make you think about the origins of some of your own friendships, check out Certain Fury.


If Scarlett and Tracy had ended up in prison, though, they probably would've been in the same chaos that the protagnist of our next movie ends up in. That movie is 1983's Chained Heat.





Chained Heat tells the story of Carol (Linda Blair), who ends up with a prison sentence for an accidental murder, and finds herself plunged headlong into a world of corrupt wardens, police officer madams, and a race war between black-and-white prisoners. As with many battles in movies, the warring factions of black and white prisoners eventually team up to take on a mutual enemy, in this case this prison's cruel authority figures.





I've been a fan of Chained Heat ever since I purchased a VHS copy of it in the 00s. A purchase of the movie on DVD would allow me to see the movie uncut, and I liked what I saw. The women are sexy, the violence is bloody, and the story is satisfying. You'll be seeing several women-in-prison movies as this series of articles rolls along, but Chained Heat was the one that started it all for the 80s incarnation of the genre. There's just an indescribable sense of excitement to the movie, but if you're looking for a description of it from people who starred in the movie, here are links to two interviews I did for Pop Geeks last year with cast members from Chained Heat:


Greta Blackburn (Lulu): https://popgeeks.com/the-flashback-interview-greta-blackburn/


Marcia Karr (Twinks): https://popgeeks.com/the-flashback-interview-marcia-karr/


From exploitation to inspiration, we now come to the winner of the Best Picture Oscar for 1981, Chariots Of Fire, the tale of two different runners preparing to compete in the 1924 Olympics.





One runner, Harold Abrahams (Ben Cross), uses his running skills as a way to fight back against prejudice towards his Jewish faith. The other runner, Eric Liddell (Ian Charleson), uses his running skills as a way to both celebrate his Christian faith and spread his beliefs to the world. Chariots Of Fire details their unlikely friendship as they both work to achieve their goals on an international scale.





Movies about odd friendships were very big in the 80s. I think the reason why they were so popular was that the 80s was an unusual time in the world. The planet was teetering on destruction and governments were at odds not only with each other, but with their own people. Granted, the world has always had to deal with those matters, but they were truly pronounced in the 80s. In spite of those matters, though, there were plenty of people looking to bridge the divides of race, creed, and so forth in hopes of a more peaceful future. Movies like Chariots Of Fire are inspirational because they allow us to explore how we relate to others, and how we can hope to change those attitudes for the better. Is it working? I would like to think so.


Staying with movies set in Europe, but coming to a more comical style, we now arrive at 1983's Cheech and Chong: Still Smokin'.





The movie is half a fish-out-of-water tale, as Cheech and Chong are mistaken for Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton at an international film festival, and half-concert performance of some of their most notable bits. There are also some fantasy sketches as well, particularly an early spoof of E.T where Cheech plays Eddie Torres, the Extra-Testicle. Juvenile, to be sure, but who couldn't use a juvenile laugh once in a while?





One of the last movies the duo did before their breakup, Still Smokin' is not only a Cheech and Chong comedy, but also a deconstruction of the duo's styles. This is best evoked in a fantasy sequence where Cheech and Chong act in a Yuppie manner at a press conference. They're attired fancily and speak in a sophisticated manner about their work. Part of me thinks that fantasy sequence is the real Richard Marin and Thomas Chong making a cameo alongside their stoner characters, then again, I could be overthinking it, but when has that hurt anything?





When it comes to genre fare with tongue planted firmly in cheek, they don't get any wilder than the next movie on our list, 1986's Chopping Mall.





Directed by Jim Wynorski and starring Kelli Maroney, Tony O'Dell and many more, Chopping Mall is a horror-comedy about a mall utilizing robots to help with security matters and the like, only for a freak storm to turn them from robots into Killbots (the movie's original title). A group of young mall employees, initially staying in the mall all night to party, eventually find themselves in a battle for survival against the Killbots.





Kelli Maroney does an excellent job as the movie's heroine, Alison Parks, and I'm not saying that because I've been friends with her for over a decade. I'm saying that because, by any definition, Kelli is the definition of the strong woman in cinema. Whether it's Chopping Mall, Night Of The Comet or The Zero Boys, the latter two of which will be covered in future 80s Movie Samplers, Kelli Maroney is excellent at playing characters who take charge of bad situations, utilize their knowledge and experiences, and help turn the tide for a better tomorrow. That describes not only Kelli's characters, but Kelli as a person.


For more stories from Kelli's career, check out this interview I did with her for Pop Geeks in 2017: https://popgeeks.com/the-flashback-interview-kelli-maroney/


For more about Chopping Mall, check out my interview with Oscar winner Robert Short, who designed the Killbots: https://popgeeks.com/the-flashback-interview-robert-short/


We now arrive at one of the best Stpehen King adaptations of the 1980s. That would be Christine, the tale of a Plymouth Fury that possesses otherworldly and violent powers, impacting the lives and deaths of the people around it.





I first saw Christine in the dead of night in the mid-00s on one of the Encore multiplex channels. I thought the movie was an amazing example of 80s horror. Christine was incapable of being destroyed. You could smash her or set her aflame, and she would keep coming back. That's easily one of the scariest concepts out there: The monster who can never die. John Carpenter does a magnificent job of capturing what such a creature would be capable of, and to me, yes, a car can be a creature if it has such otherworldly powers as this movie entails.





A funny story: I saw a music video set to Brian DePalma movie clips on Facebook about a decade ago, and I had suggested using a clip of Christine's ending as a button to the video. Someone then said, "Brian DePalma didn't direct Christine". I knew that, but it slipped my mind at the time. To try and save face, I then recall adding the suggestion of a text that said, "And what does John Carpenter think of this?", but I think it was a little too late. To my own defense, I was temporarily confused because both Carpenter and DePalma have directed adaptations of Stephen King novels.


One thing I'm not confused about is the next movie on the list, 1985's Clue, the comedic mystery based on the popular board game.





I had seen some clips of Clue on Comedy Central in the mid-90s, but I wouldn't see the movie in full until I purchased the DVD in the mid-00s. When I saw the whole thing, I thought it was an amazing comedy. The wordplay was fast and furious, with all sorts of puns and innuendos, while the performances were amazing. Every player, from the main stars to the supporting characters to the one-scene wonders, shows a full commitment to turning a board game, an unusual idea for a movie, into a quotable, rewatchable, hilarious experience.