Redneck's Sex Ed. 101
Final Exam

1. The clitoris is a type of flower.
True
False

2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True
False

3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
True
False

4. Vagina is a medical term to describe a heart attack.
True
False

5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
True
False

6. A g-string is part of a fiddle.
True
False

7. Semen is a term for sailors.
True
False

8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
True
False

9. Testicles are found on an octopus.
True
False

10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
True
False

11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
True
False

12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True
False

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
True
False

14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
True
False

15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
True
False

16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
True
False

17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True
False

18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
True
False

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickles.
True
False

20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
True
False

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True
False

22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.
True
False

23. Pornography is the business of making records.
True
False

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True
False

25. Douche is the French word for "twelve".
True
False










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I don´t mind blue hell as long as I can lay down some ladies on the flat of my big yellow pick-up truck. :lol:

*LMAO*

:lol: Milani I have never seen that before, I'm gonna have to print it out and have a couple friends take it!! :lol:

Whoa... ok this I gotta say.... that is *definitely* the oldest joke I have ever seen on here before.

I saw that list about 15 years ago! (seriously)

But its just as good now as it was then! :lol:

Glad you posted it... I haven't seen that list in ages. :)

HEY
AARON
WHY DON'T YOU POST A JOKE!

SERIOUSLY.. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT A NEW JOKE LOOKS LIKE!!
I said it in another joke thread but I guess you didn't get the message.

I seen this before too and laughed my ass off the first time :lol:

The thing with jokes is, if you got 'em off a site, 10-1 it's been heard before since the same jokes are posted on so many sites and have been for years. Between '98 and '99, I just about read 'em all....think Aaron did the same if I'm not mistaken :p

However, many people on this forum haven't heard most of these, so it's all good to post up :) As long as it hasn't already been posted in this forum before ;)

Milani,

I wasn't going off because you posted one I've seen before, in fact the main reason I replied is because that is the oldest joke I have ever seen posted here.

I'm glad they get refreshed.

Actually, I have posted MANY in the past. I've been very busy with work lately and don't have time to post many jokes. I see a LOT of jokes on here that come from www.lotsofjokes.com, and not only that, 95% of what I read here I have heard.

But its all good... nothing wrong with refreshing them.

If I had a little more spare time, I would post some. The deal is, I personally really like dirty filthy nasty jokes, and to an extent, I have to be pretty clean here, at least it seems.

Your right... I didn't see the other thread where you mentioned this.

Ahh well... like I say, its good they get circulated. But just like Roemello, I spent a LOT of time from 97-99 looking for these. Customers at my old job sent in jokes and at least 98% of them I had already heard. It's not as funny the second time.

Anyway, I'm not trashing on anybody. I read new jokes here often enough, but most aren't new to me. Kind of like telling a blonde some blonde jokes. Most have heard them all. :)

I will post some when I have a little more time.

Fine..now I feel like a fool....I just posted this in the Love Lounge today :lol: But read mine too! ;) it's a little different.