ValJ
4-01-02, 12:49 AM
- Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
- Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
- Bottomless pit of needs & wants.
- Friendly checkout clerk. Thanks for keeping me that way!
- Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
- Let me show you how the guards used to do it.
- And just how may I screw you over today?
- If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil...
- Yeah, right! Like I'm going to put that icky thing in my mouth.
- Allow me to introduce my selves.
- Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
- Better living through denial.
- Adult child of alien invaders.
- Do they ever shut up on your planet?
- Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes? <---a fave
- Back off! You're standing in my aura.
- I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
- Don't worry. I forgot your name, too! <--- a fave
- Adults are just kids who owe money.
- One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me. <--- ultimate fave. :lol:
- I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
- It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.
- I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
- Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
- Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong.
- Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
- Too may freaks, not enough circuses.
- A woman's favorite position is CEO.
- Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
- Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
- And which dwarf are you?
- I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
- It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.
OK, I wasn't sure if all of these were new, one or two may have slipped by me, but people....there were 75 on this list, so I'm taking care of ya!! :D
- Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
- Bottomless pit of needs & wants.
- Friendly checkout clerk. Thanks for keeping me that way!
- Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
- Let me show you how the guards used to do it.
- And just how may I screw you over today?
- If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil...
- Yeah, right! Like I'm going to put that icky thing in my mouth.
- Allow me to introduce my selves.
- Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
- Better living through denial.
- Adult child of alien invaders.
- Do they ever shut up on your planet?
- Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes? <---a fave
- Back off! You're standing in my aura.
- I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
- Don't worry. I forgot your name, too! <--- a fave
- Adults are just kids who owe money.
- One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me. <--- ultimate fave. :lol:
- I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
- It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.
- I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
- Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
- Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong.
- Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
- Too may freaks, not enough circuses.
- A woman's favorite position is CEO.
- Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
- Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
- And which dwarf are you?
- I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
- It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.
OK, I wasn't sure if all of these were new, one or two may have slipped by me, but people....there were 75 on this list, so I'm taking care of ya!! :D