"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home."
Ken Hammond.

"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield

"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
Steve Martin.

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
Woody Allen.

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Emo Philips.


MY FAVORITE QUOTE

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
Woody Allen.


"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."
Steve Martin.

"My best birth control now is just to leaev the lights on."
Joan Rivers.

"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John.

"My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'."
Emo Philips.

"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
Bernard Manning.

"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
Woody Allen.

"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
Marylyn Munroe.

"I'm not a breast man, I'm a breast person."
Jo.

"When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better."
Mae West.

"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."
Joan Rivers.

:lol: LOL! That's funny sweetie. ;)

Q. Why are Baptists so opposed to premarital sex?

A. Because it could lead to dancing.

:lol: Some funny ones there Sassy Chick! :lol: