A competition was held on the Radio Station 2FM over in Dublin to find the Funniest Country Song Title The Top 3 were:

(In reverse Order):

3. Drop-Kick me Jesus throught the Goal Posts of life

2. I you leave, walk out the door backwards so I think you're coming! :lol:

1. My wife left me for my Best Friend and I miss him!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Anyone else got good country song titles they'd like to share with us?

There are some really goofy country song titles, but I can't think of any right now! What's the one about the tractor? I can't think of it, but I remember that it was hilariously goofy! :lol:

hey 80's,

was that the song:

I've got a brand new Combine Harvester and I'll give you the key??????

That's a good one, Prefab! But I don't believe that was the one I was thinking about. This song was about a tractor and a divorce, if my memory serves me correctly. I'm sure it will come to me or someone else will know what the name is!!! :lol:

Here's one I mentioned in another post somewhere:

I'm gonna hire a whino to decorate our home-David Frizzel

"You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly" - Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty
"Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cuz I'm Kissin' You Goodbye" - Ray Stevens

Michael, could the song you're thinking of be "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"? No divorce, but still pretty funny.

I'll come back when I think of more. :)

Surprised to find a post from me here? :lol:

Well, from the few country songs I know, this one is by far the funniest:

"I Wanna Make Love To Steffi Graf" by Die Angefahrenen Schulkinder

You might want to download (http://www.wavelenghts.com/80forum.html) this track here...but I have to warn you - the lyrics are pretty graphic. :eek: :D

Originally posted by ValJ

Michael, could the song you're thinking of be "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"? No divorce, but still pretty funny.



That's it, Val!!! I thought for some reason it had something to do with divorce... but, then again, most country songs are about D-I-V-O-R-C-E... thanks for your help, Val!!! :)

What about:

I Shaved My Legs For This - Deana Carter

Originally posted by 80sTrivia


That's it, Val!!! I thought for some reason it had something to do with divorce... but, then again, most country songs are about D-I-V-O-R-C-E... thanks for your help, Val!!! :)

Not a problem, Michael! ;) Glad I could help!

D-I-V-O-R-C-E is a song by Tammy Wynette. One of the sadder country songs, even if it is late 70s/early 80s. :)

Originally posted by ValJ


D-I-V-O-R-C-E is a song by Tammy Wynette. One of the sadder country songs, even if it is late 70s/early 80s. :)

My mom was a huge fan of Tammy Wynette's and had all of her records, which I heard countless times growing up! Tammy was the Queen of Country in those days! :)

Originally posted by ValJ
"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"?

Happens to me all the time...:D

Not being a great country fan, the only funny song title I can think of is "Take this job and shove it".

Not a country fan either and haven't heard any of these..but I Just stumbled upon them.. :lol: My favorite in bold

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
I've Been A Liar All My Life?
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Wanna Whip Your Cow
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who will
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping
Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life

OMG!!! ROTFL!!! Some of those song titles were hilarious!!! Thanks for posting them, pammie*!!! I got my laugh for the morning... :lol:

Originally posted by Trixter
What about:

I Shaved My Legs For This - Deana Carter

Hey, I liked that song. I have to admit it's a stupid title though

That song is so funny!