My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"

My mother taught me RELIGION: "You better pray that comes out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why!"

My mother taught me FORESIGHT: "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me IRONY: "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the Science of OSMOSIS: "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM: "Will you just look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA: "You'll sit there 'till all that spinich is all finished!"

My mother taught me about WEATHER: "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS: "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"

My mother taught me about HYPROCRISY: "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!!!!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE: "I brought you into this world and I can take you out!"

My mother taught me about ENVY: "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you to!"

:D :lol: That was pretty good Recker.

LMAO :lol:

It makes me miss my mom! I'm gonna go call her:)

IRONY and LOGIC, two lessons I learned well as a child, very well! :lol: Good ones Recker!! :thumb:

Yup....definitely got my hefty share of LOGIC and sometimes the science of OSMOSIS...:lol:

Yeah well my mother was into her IRONY and LOGIC in a big way too. And just about all those others! :lol:

Very funny...as a child and to this day, my mother has always threatened me with "consequences".

Damn Reck, that was hilarious!!!! :laugh:

You mean I'm not supposed to say that stuff?!? I guess that time we convinced my son he was invisible wasn't a good lesson?

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