View Full Version : ML#8: Political Speech


Roemello
5-30-01, 01:18 AM
Ok, due to the increased amount of activity and to give everyone a fair chance to participate, the limit is now ONE word per person. If no one posts a word within 2 days, then everyone can pick a second word to finish it up...that way we don't have to wait too long <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

adjective - Describing word such as: lumpy, soft, blond, ugly, messy, etc.
verb - action word
adverb - tells how something is done and usually ends in 'ly' such as: modestly, stupidly, greedily, carefully, etc.
noun - person, place or thing.
exclamation - like 'oh wow!', 'ouch!', 'holy sh..!', etc. lol <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

POLITICAL SPEECH

1.) adjective: supple
2.) adjective: cushy
3.) plural noun: boobies
4.) plural noun: balls
5.) adjective: grizzled
6.) noun: bush
7.) noun: golf ball
8.) plural noun: silk stockings
9.) adjective: pleasurable
10.) name of person in room: Tinajo
11.) adjective: bouncy
12.) noun: donkey
13.) adjective: skanky
14.) noun: broomstick
15.) plural noun: light bulbs
16.) plural noun: penguins
17.) adjective: bizarre
18.) adjective: downyish
19.) adjective: stinky

ValJ
5-30-01, 01:36 AM
#11 - adjective - bouncy

Not Man
5-30-01, 02:04 AM
1. adj. - supple

Vilji
5-30-01, 02:10 AM
3. boobies

(always been a funny word to me)

Roemello
5-30-01, 02:18 AM
I just have to say...Vilji...the words you contribute just about always give me a chuckle <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

I feel like a 6 year old again, but I too find the word boobies somewhat humorous <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Sarg
5-30-01, 02:22 AM
2. cushy

Not Man
5-30-01, 02:27 AM
This one is going to be good just by looking at the first three <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Roemello
5-30-01, 02:30 AM
hmmmm...whatever could you mean? let's see....supple..cushy..boobies. . . <img src="eek.gif" border="0"><img src="eek.gif" border="0"><img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Oh my...

Sarg
5-30-01, 03:01 AM
This one IS starting to look verrrrry interesting, indeed! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

morningmyst
5-30-01, 04:10 AM
10...Tinajo <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Iluvthe80s
5-30-01, 04:39 AM
12. donkey

ImSoooSure
5-30-01, 05:33 AM
6) noun: Bush

Vilji
5-30-01, 09:41 AM
haha.
thanks for the complement, Roem. Some words are just funny no matter where they're used. M.Libs brings back fond memories of sitting at the dinner table around the age of 10 or 11. That's how I learned a lot of grammar and sexual terms..lol. (we had a group of all ages playing..)
i hope Bush fits in the sentence. I dont know if they are picky about proper nouns or not..haha
(by the way, ..'supple', 'boobies' and 'cushy'..I wonder what political guy is giving this speech! <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Vilji
5-30-01, 09:54 AM
oops. i just realised how that might sound.
No, i wasn't exposed to any words that were 'too grown-up'. lol. but with an older brother and some older friends, you tend to hear things..<img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Silveradocruiser
5-30-01, 02:11 PM
4:Balls... <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0">

Roemello
5-31-01, 03:36 AM
Of course Silver's refering to like an....uh...tennis ball...yeah...that's it *turns away with a mischeivous grin* <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

ImSoooSure
5-31-01, 04:49 AM
Hahaha this is funny enough just reading the submitted words and messages. Speaking of balls vilji...do you remember when we used to prank call guys and play your ACDC record Big Balls over the phone? Please don't hate me for posting that and please say you remember doing it. Do you still have that record? I guess we couldn't do it anymore with caller I.D. hehehe

Shakey
5-31-01, 08:36 AM
Well. If I couldn't have the first word, I settle for the last.

#19 - Stinky

Vilji
5-31-01, 11:15 AM
oh no!
haha
I don't remember that paticular time. But thanks for giving me a good laugh. I still have that one on vinyl. "Dirty Deeds.." I think it was the first album I ever bought.
Thank goodness caller ID wasn't around yet..haha <img src="redface.gif" border="0">

Jazzmyn
6-01-01, 04:02 AM
14. broomstick

Jazzmyn

Roemello
6-02-01, 03:25 AM
Ok...Roem's getting impatient....no new customers lately...so at 3:00AM EST, the green light is on for everyone to pick a second word...I just can't wait! The suspense is killing me!! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

ImSoooSure
6-02-01, 03:36 AM
#16)plural noun- penguins

80sLady
6-02-01, 03:42 AM
#17 bizarre

Oops, getting it in under the wire, I think! <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Jazzmyn
6-02-01, 03:45 AM
Going to make me wait 70 minutes Roem?????? That's not fair. <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> I hate waiting for things. lol

Jazzmyn

Roemello
6-02-01, 04:14 AM
bah...screw it <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> You can pick another one now. This is the king of impatience we're talking about here <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Ok...as of right now...the green light's on for everyone to pick a second word (if you haven't already <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">)

Jazzmyn
6-02-01, 04:20 AM
15. light bulbs

Jazzmyn

morningmyst
6-02-01, 04:30 AM
#8 silk stockings

Chrisscross
6-02-01, 04:47 AM
5: grizzled
18: downy

Chris

Roemello
6-02-01, 04:53 AM
Is downy an adjective? Isn't that a laundry detergent or something? <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

morningmyst
6-02-01, 04:59 AM
It could be an adjective......downy soft.....meaning.......really, really soft! LOL

Chrisscross
6-02-01, 05:09 AM
thanks Myst. Forgive me, Roe. I've been working for twelve hours. No actually it was fourteen. I really should be going to bed. But I *was* thinking of the laundry detergent and its meaning.

Chris

Roemello
6-02-01, 05:18 AM
how about I put downyish...just so everyone picks up the meaning...would fit better in the story too I think...

morningmyst
6-02-01, 05:19 AM
downyish........LOL......nothing like making up your own adjective! LOL! I like it!!

Roemello
6-02-01, 05:32 AM
So it was written...so it shall come to pass...quote The Roem....nevermore....<img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

ValJ
6-02-01, 06:05 PM
#9 - adjective - pleasurable

80sLady
6-03-01, 12:13 AM
Good Evening to all

#7 - Golf Ball

Don't ask..... <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Vilji
6-03-01, 10:44 AM
if 13 hasnt been done,
'skanky'

TopCat
6-03-01, 10:52 AM
Adj.- milky

Roemello
6-04-01, 02:24 AM
Oh my...just when I think we can't get any better....ladies and gents....WE DID IT BIG TIME!! LOL <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

POLITICAL SPEECH

Ladies and gentlemen, on this supple occasion it is a privilege to address such a cushy-looking group of boobies. I can tell from your smiling balls that you will support my grizzled program in the coming election. I promise that, if elected, there will be a bush in every golf ball and two silk stockings in every garage.

I want to warn you against my pleasurable opponent, Mrs. Tinajo. This woman is nothing but a bouncy donkey. She has a skanky character and is working broomstick and glove with the criminal element. If elected, I promise to eliminate vice. I will keep the light bulbs off the city streets. I will keep crooks from dipping their penguins in the public till.

I promise you bizarre government, downyish taxes, and stinky schools.

*Roem cracks up and falls of his chair laughing...LOL*

Sheibub
6-04-01, 02:27 AM
Poor Tinajo... a bouncey donkey?? <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

ValJ
6-04-01, 02:28 AM
LOL Bouncy donkey!! Cushy boobies!! Too funny!

Not Man
6-04-01, 02:29 AM
Yep that one cracked me up....ROTFLMAO <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Jazzmyn
6-04-01, 03:20 AM
That's just great. Laughing so much my eyes are tearing up. Hate when that happens. lol <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

TopCat
6-04-01, 09:58 AM
LOL <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

Vilji
6-04-01, 12:13 PM
It feels good to laugh like that.
(I think I'm still stuck on the 'smiling balls' part. since I don't have any..didn't realise they could do that.. <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0">

djdaffy1227
6-04-01, 12:45 PM
Cushy boobies <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

morningmyst
6-04-01, 01:22 PM
ROFLMAO!!!! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> That was funny!!!!

ValJ
6-04-01, 03:56 PM
Hey, Roem, I've had six hours sleep, and it's STILL darn funny!! Smiling balls....LOL

Tinajo
6-04-01, 05:36 PM
LOL!! That one was the best so far!!!

Iluvthe80s
6-04-01, 09:57 PM
That one just takes the cake! LOL

Sarg
6-04-01, 11:15 PM
ROTFLMAO That one was a "10"!!! LOL <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Roemello
6-05-01, 01:10 AM
Just goes to show ya....nothin' says lovin...er...humor like cushy boobies and smiling balls <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Next one coming as soon as I finish my quick sweep through the boards <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

80sLady
6-05-01, 03:26 AM
Bravo!! Bravo!!! Author, Author! *applause*

I am really looking forward to the next one!!! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

ImSoooSure
6-05-01, 04:01 AM
Tears are rolling! I can't stop laughing. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">
I needed that. P.S. Sorry I threw my word in too quickly at the end there. I jumped the gun and didn't see the time frame.

Silveradocruiser
6-05-01, 06:33 PM
ROTFLMAO!!! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> Man, was that funny! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">