View Full Version : Just Can't Win....


Roemello
3-06-02, 12:48 AM
The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth....:lol:


Why Men can't win...

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore

sassy
3-06-02, 08:00 AM
Makes you wonder why you guys keep chasing us:p

Roemello
3-06-02, 09:31 AM
Oh, I think you know why if you think really hard....and maybe look down :eek::eek::lol:;)

sassy
3-06-02, 10:16 AM
http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein/otq.gif Looks down!!

:lol: Or did you mean further down:lol:

Prefab Sprouter
3-06-02, 10:40 AM
y'know,
the best thing to do is not answer that;)

Leave it up to everyone's imagination :D :D :D :D

Trixter
3-06-02, 01:00 PM
You guys are so crazy, I really needed that laugh! :lol:

Recker
3-06-02, 07:04 PM
Nope, we can't win can we? :lol:

ValJ
3-15-02, 12:41 AM
Hey!!! Everytime your lady says "yes" instead of smacking you and saying "go to sleep, dammit", YOU JUST WON! :p Perspective, baby, that's all I'm sayin'! ;) :lol:

lostboy
3-15-02, 12:51 AM
this is so true...

idexpectnoless
3-15-02, 01:09 AM
Amen Roemello Amen.

Wait a second.... If I agree with this am I wrong?

aaron
3-15-02, 01:19 AM
Wasn't this joke posted on here recently? Maybe I read it somewhere else...hmmm

Man I can't believe how many of the jokes that have been posted here I have already read. In the last month, at least 90% of what has been posted here I saw years ago.

I guess I had too much free time on my hands for a few months to just look for these things.

Although a refresher is always nice! :cool: