Let's see what this little tale of the twisted brings us ;)One word per person to begin with...if I find there's little activity, I'll give the green light for everyone to pick a second word :)

adjective - Describing word such as: lumpy, soft, blond, ugly, messy, etc.
verb - action word
adverb - tells how something is done and usually ends in 'ly' such as: modestly, stupidly, greedily, carefully, etc.
noun - person, place or thing (hint-'things' usually work out best ;)).
exclamation - like 'oh wow!', 'ouch!', 'holy sh..!', etc. lol ;)

FATHER GOOSE RHYMES

1.) noun: prostitute
2.) adjective: greasy
3.) noun: tree
4.) noun: pooper scooper
5.) adjective: lovely
6.) adjective: poopy
7.) noun: wedgie
8.) countainer: pepsi can
9.) noun: claw
10.) noun: peach melba yogurt
11.) adjective: stinky
12.) adjective: devilish
13.) adjective: horny
14.) adjective: turgid
15.) verb (past tense): ran
16.) plural noun: pubic hairs

#8.......Pepsi Can

2. adjective:

greasy

#10: Peach Melba Yoghurt

1.) lovely

3. tree

#9. noun- claw

wave, I put your word in #5 instead...lovely's an adjective, not a noun ;)

#11: Stinky

7-Noun: Wedgie or Melvin, whichever word works better. I think they have the same meaning. :rolleyes:

#16: Pubic Hairs :D :p :D :eek: ;) :D

Sincerely,

John "outofplacechild" Kilduff

Pubic Hair, Pepsi Can...Is it that Clarence Thomas/Anita Baker trial again? ;) :D

Originally posted by Roemello:
<STRONG>wave, I put your word in #5 instead...lovely's an adjective, not a noun ;)</STRONG>


Yeah...once again, got up before I was awake... :o

#4 pooper scooper

15. ran

#13. horny

#12. devilish

Originally posted by ImSoooSure:
<STRONG>7-Noun: Wedgie or Melvin, whichever word works better. I think they have the same meaning. :rolleyes:</STRONG>

Sorta the same...a wedgie is from behind, a melvin is from in front...ouch! lol :p

Anywho...3 more to go! Let's have 'em!

14) Turgid.

Well, since nobody is going to finish this ML... Roem, how about I do one and you finish it off.. if you don't mind

;)

#1 Prostitute

Ok, for one time only, I'll submit to it and finish it off... :p I'll have the tales of the twisted up later tonight when I get home :cool:

Not bad, not bad... :D

FATHER GOOSE RHYMES

Old Mother Hubbard went to the prostitute to get her greasy tree a bone. When she got there, the pooper scooper was lovely, and so the poopy dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the wedgie to fetch a pepsi can of water. Jack fell down and broke his claw, and Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl, right in the middle of her peach melba yogurt. And when she was stinky, she was very, very devilish, and when she was bad, she was horny.

There was a turgid woman who ran in a shoe. She had so many pubic hairs she didn't know what to do.

LMAO!! I liked the Turgid women on the best ;)

Yup...that's the one that had me rollin' too...LOL :D

LOL.......I just don't know what to say..... :D

Finally something for the Xchange parents to entertain their kids with at night. hehe

...Had so many pubic hairs didn't know what to do? :eek: LMAO!!

I guess we should send her over to you for a makeover TC. :p

The pooper scooper was so lovely the poor poopy dog had none! Hahaha, good one!

Originally posted by Bogie:
<STRONG>I guess we should send her over to you for a makeover TC. :p</STRONG>

LMAO!! I don't know about HER but if its a HIM I will get my straight razor out and 'go to town' ! :p LOL

Who's first? ;)

y'know, the Pooper Scooper line sounds *just* like something my now seventeen-year-old cousin (the retro gamer!) would have said when he was 6 or 7. We endured a year when almost every other word out of his mouth was "Poop." ("Mama, can I have a poopy sandwich? Heheehehe!") Perfectly normal, and funny for the first day or so, but shudder!!

We say poopy around here all the time too...lol. Poopy computer, poopy chatroom, poopy everything! LOL ;)