Let's see if this one can enrich your mind so to speak...lol One word per person to begin with...if I find there's little activity, I'll give the green light for everyone to pick a second word <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

adjective - Describing word such as: lumpy, soft, blond, ugly, messy, etc.
verb - action word
adverb - tells how something is done and usually ends in 'ly' such as: modestly, stupidly, greedily, carefully, etc.
noun - person, place or thing.
exclamation - like 'oh wow!', 'ouch!', 'holy sh..!', etc. lol <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

HAMLET

1.) name of person in room: Milani
2.) adjective: bumpy
3.) noun: shitmonkey
4.) liquid: whiskey
5.) noun: candy
6.) noun: tower
7.) plural noun: smurfs
8.) plural noun: guillotines
9.) plural noun: buttcheeks
10.) plural noun: assclowns
11.) verb: fluck
12.) verb: run
13.) verb: kick
14.) noun: lollapalooza

3. Noun- shitmonkey <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> thanks puleeze <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

7. smurfs

Only one adjective, I better jump on it! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

2.bumpy

I would like to nominate "whiskey" at #4.

tc said shitmonkey....lol. This one's interesting already <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

1.Milani <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

5. candy

Ah Huh! I've caught up with my stalkee!

#6 tower

14 lollapalooza

#8 - guillotines (You know, those "Off with her head" thingies?)

Come on, everyone join in. The more the merrier! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Ok....the 24 hour barrier has come and gone...second word available for those who've already posted <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

I'm going to break my streak of adjectives...

9.) plural noun: buttcheeks
http://www.plauder-smilies.de/lmaa.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/roflmao.gif

10. Plural noun- mother fluckers <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> Can I put that in? If not, Sorry Roem <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> Then I will pick...assclowns! <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> LOL

mother fluckers would've been fine, but since you're giving a choice and since The Roem never picks words anyway, I'll take the choice of assclowns for it's humor value...lol <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

#11 - fluck

*laughing like hell over tc's and puleeze's selections* LOL...ok, two more! let's go!! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

12. runs

#13
Kick

I know this play....this is too much...LOL

HAMLET

This is the soliloquy from the play, "Hamlet," written by Milani.

In the third act of this bumpy play, Hamlet, who is sometimes called "the melancholy shitmonkey," is suspicious of his stepfather and hires some actors to act out a scene in which a king is killed when someone pours whiskey into his candy. First, however, he declaims:

To be or not to be: that is the tower: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the smurfs and guillotines of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of buttcheeks, and by opposing end them. To die; to sleep; no more; and by a sleep to say we end the heart-ache and the thousand natural assclowns that flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to fluck; to run; perchance to kick; ay, there's the lollapalooza.

LOL I'll remember this the next time I see a sea of buttcheeks....lol

Now THAT is a classic!! LMAO!!! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/lach.gif

I think William's rollin' over in his grave... <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> *LOL*

Methinks the outofplacechild doth laugh too much. "Melancholy shitmonkey"-I think I have a new insult to use on my brother. Kickass!

Sincerely,

John "outofplacechild" Kilduff

Bwahahahahaha!!
Aahem!..... A true classic among a sea of buttcheeks! LOL <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

sea of buttcheeks, melancholy shitmonkey, and that closer..."To die, to fluck; to run; perchance to kick; ay, there's the lollapalooza." My favorite spots...lol <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Poor 'ol William is definitely rolling over in his poetic grave...LOL

Oh my gosh! This one was great. I had to read it a few times. Great one, I love these things! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

LMAO! Too damn funny! Melancholy shitmonkey!! LOL!! There's a picture!

That was tooo funny!!!

Gosh...old Shakespeare must be rotating like a vent...it´s hilarious...and I like it. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Go for the second stage...another play, please!