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Dancingdoll1986
1-16-02, 08:23 PM
Okay, Matthew, (my brother), and I were talking about this, and he came up with this while at work. I thought I'd share this with you.

Beatles, "Martha My Dear" — playful ode to Paul's
sheepdog, Martha

Beatles, "Hey Jude" — bitter diatribe aimed at Paul's
sheepdog, Martha

Meatloaf, "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" — based on
a dream Meatloaf had after reading "The Hobbit"

Rolling Stones, "Sympathy For The Devil" — Mick Jagger
explains: "I was at a party and this bloke saunters up
to me and was like, 'Hi Mick!' And I was like, 'Hey...
you!' I think I met him before, but I had no ****in'
idea who he was."

Kiss, "Lick it Up" — adapted from an amusing anecdote
by Ace Frehley's mother, in which she attempted to buy
just one stick of butter from a two-pack

Bach, "Toccata and Fugue in D Minor" — bittersweet
reminiscence of one year at summer camp, when Bach
spied on some skinny-dipping girls from behind a tree

AC/DC, "Let Me Put My Love Into You" — Following the
death of lead singer Bon Scott, a distraught Angus
Young wrote this song to lure Princess Anne into the
band

Kenny Rogers, "The Gambler" — eulogy to Rogers' own
useless penis

Spice Girls, "If U Can't Dance" — near-verbatim
reprint of a piece Victoria Adams wrote for the
Technology section of "Newsweek"

ZZ Top, "Sharp Dressed Man" — inspired by Billy
Gibbons' discovery of a correlation between a clean,
neat wardrobe and copulation

Lil Bow Wow, "Bow Wow (That's My Name)" — arrangement
of Mendelssohn's "Lieder ohne Worte opus 38: No. 2 in
C"

Celene Dion, "My Heart Will Go On" — fisting

80sTrivia
1-16-02, 08:47 PM
Oh my gosh, Gretchen!!! That was simply too funny!!! I'm still laughing! Tell Matthew I got a kick out of that!!! :D


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wavemaster
1-20-02, 04:26 PM
Umm...Iīd really like to know the details behind your interpretations of Bach and Celine Dion. :lol:

Dancingdoll1986
1-20-02, 04:45 PM
Why.....whatever do you mean?!?!?:angel: