I think we should try and get a rap started and see how far we can get it. anyone up for this?:)

Sure! I'll play along. Start it up and we'll go from there.

I was thinking and thinking and thinking of what to do.

When it hit me when I found out what to do.

I'll put out this rapping,and the feet'll start tappping.

Hands clapping every where, Here is the rap you know Ill be there.

Now its your turn Shakey, Ill give you the mic, and listen to those fresh sounds, what is up next , its the next round.

With the mic in hand I step onto the stage,
cause you know my rhymes are all the rage,
people are comin' from miles around,
they just can't get enough of a fresh hip hop sound...


Next... :cool:

As I walk up to the challenge, I realize I shouldn't be frettin,
Because of the vibe Iv'e been setting.

You'll soon realize the powers that I have accuired,
to rap,rhyme, and jive with out being tired.

Now as I start to rap and rhyme,I say this to you I feel it this time.
I'm pumped up, as you can see everyone will be clapping when I begin you see.
:D :hammer:

WHEN WE FIRST WENT TOGETHER WE BARELY NEW EACHOTHER
WE HAD NO INTENTIONS ON BECOMEING LOVERS
BUT IN NO TIME AT ALL YOU BECAME MY BOY
ME AND YOU ONE ON ONE AGAINST THE WORLD
TALKING ON THE TELEPHONE FOR HOURS AT A TIME
OR ELSE I WAS AT YOUR HOUSE OR YOU WERE AT MINE
THEN CAME THE ARGUEMENTS AND ALL SORTS OF PROBLEMS
BESIDES MAKING LOVE WE HAD NOTHING IN COMMON
WE COULD HAVE LASTED LONGER BECAUSE WE STARTED OUT STRONG
BUT I GUESS WE WENT ABOUT THE WHOLE THING WRONG
BECUASE OUT OF NOWWHERE IT CAME TO AN END BECAUSE WE BECAME LOVERS BEFORE WE WERE FRIENDS....
YO
YO:lol:

*makes his hair look like Vanille Ice*
Yo baby Yo baby Yo
Clap your hands *start clapping his hands*
Baby is that love
Is it what I'm about to do
We danced, we kissed
We did it in time
Body to Body
We pressed, we couldn't resist

Yo Baby Yo Baby Yo

We danced the dance
Horizontal, vertical, every type of way

Is it love? is it lust?
Or I'm I just looking to deep

Turn it up a notch and breaking it down
*raises the roof :p*

Spins on her head.. and awaits someone else to rap...

I hate rap it really makes me sick. I hate the way they dance and look like total dicks.

They try to act tough and they try to sound cool, but they end up looking like a pack of total fools!

The beat gets monotonous it drags on and on. You can hardly call what they are singing, singing a song.

There is no doubt rap is pure and utter crap! Before I get in trouble, I think I'll shut my trap!

Yo yo! (Saying that makes me sound so macho!)

;)

Recker steps into the house and I can see his mouth flappin',
I ain't listening to his junk though, I'm to busy rappin',
His lyrics don't rhyme,
His beats are outta time,
So get up off my stage and sit your ass down,
The party's just startin and you're the only metal head around! ;) :p

"What the deally yo, y'all be illin'
Check yourself proper, you needs to be chillin'
The beat is pure funk and it's got style
I'm rappin' and rhymin', beatin' y'all by a mile!
What's up with this dissin', the point y'all be missin'
Let's keep the peace brothers, let's jive with the sista's
Actin' like a thug, don't make you da mista
Just shut ya traps and get with the raps..."

You see that this rap master can't be beat, if you did it would be a marvelous feat.
I have been rapping for awhile, because when I rap all the honey's start to smile.
To compare my rhyming you'd have to be timing me.
I have the speed of the gazlle, the strength of the whale.
The agility of the lion, and when I rap you know I don't be tiring.
So try if you will, it would chill me to hear you try and thrill.
So the envolope arrives on a silver platter. Who is the winner, wait check that it doesn't matter.
You thought you'd win you'd be a fool, Now head back to rapping school. :D

Yo son, your rhymes mis da beat
pack up your sorry ass and hit da street.
I's the master at dis game
All you jive sucka's I put to shame.
Don't turn it around, you ain't got a chance
Standin' there in them sad ass 'Hammer' pants!
Move on over, get out da way
A new thug in town, you bettah obey
So face da facts, It's all goin' down.
I'm da dopest mutha f*$ka in town!

Hey Trixter, you are the one who has horrible raps, I guess your brain can't fill in the gaps.
I am afraid It is a shame, that this is because of you brain.
Your ryhming is in need of shinning,
Moves could use more styling,
Dancing should be fly but instead all the those girls say bye bye.
You don't have what it takes, hearing your bad rapping gives me the shakes.
There is one more thing to say, that if you need help rapping I'll teach you one day.

"Dat's cool my son, don't be hatin' on me, that's just too poor,
but jiggy yourself on down, cuz when I'm done with ya,
I'll show you to the door.
The Trix is keepin' it real, fresh and fly, silly rabbit Dan, you actin' wiggidy-wacked, guy.
So let me lay some schoolin' on you now,
In the xchange you's lookin' like a half-witted circus clown.
The Trix is gon' show some charity
I'll help your ill timin'
So son accept the gen'rosity
and get your words and thoughts to rhymin.
The girls are crowdin', they're strokin' my jimmy
I's got to be goin', headin' on out
Gonna make th girls shout
Gimme, Gimme!


(Hey Dan, you know that this is just for fun, Right G?) :)

Thats it. No more Spike Lee movies for Trixter:D

Well Trixter I know it was just a joke, but what's up you untalented bloke.
I also to can make rabbit jokes, but better be careful or you'll get smoked.
I rap and ryhme like the master of funk, here comes my next ryhme, you know it 'll be a slam dunk.
All I know is that you can't rap good, and you shold be down with my hood.
Maybe you should be fired,or maybe retire.
you know nobody digs the sign that says rapper for hire.
I'll start now chilling, but you should get some raps that should thrilling.


(I just trying to rap man, can't you dig that.)

I'm done man it was fun but now it's time to say i'm done.

Originally posted by Caligula
Thats it. No more Spike Lee movies for Trixter:D

:lol: Nice one, Cal. :D

EVERYONE CHILL AS I COME TO THE MIC
MESS WITH ME AND AND I WILL GIVE YOU ONE HELL OF A FIGHT
IF YOU MESS WITH ME
I WILL MAKE YOU SEE
THERE IS NOONE AS GOOD AS ME
SO STEP DOWN ALL YOU FOOLS AND MAKE WAY
FOR THE ONE AND ONLY MILANAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

:lol:
:lol:
raise your hands up in the air!!!!!!:lol:

Woohoo!!!!!