Stalker Wanted

Charming Male seeks the delightful company of an official stalkers.

Must have great sense of humour and insatiable capacity to discuss all things related to eighties.

Gender and international origin is of no concern, however those with a lower purity rating than myself (57%, I lied on my post, but only to try and be funny) and willing to assist me reduce this significantly will have a distinct advantage.

Good Credit Rating and excellent references of previous stalking experience are essential.

Please apply below, available stalker positions are unlimited but will be considered on an individual basis.

Will I do?

Originally posted by esmeralda
Will I do?

Milani, didn't you read the notice. You must provide references. LOL

Originally posted by this charming man
[B]Stalker Wanted


Gender and international origin is of no concern,

Your better off to have a stalker/stalkee be of the opposite sex. ;) Unless, well...you know. :rolleyes:

Post your picture, charming man! :D

well, i don't recall my purity rating, but i'm absolutely willing to lower it with you. ;)

anyone who uses a Smiths song title as their user name deserves some serious stalking, in my opinion. not to mention, i've given up on stalking morrissey for now, so i do have some free time on my hands. :)

Originally posted by TopCat




Post your picture, charming man! :D

Here it is TC

whoa!! What a hottie! :D

okay....that's it. considered yourself STALKED!! :D

i don't bite, don't worry. :angel:

You are very handsome.. and I must add luscious!!!

Thank you ladies, but I am now considerably red with embarassment, a man can't handle too much flattery lol.

It would be an honour to be stalked by any of you, feel free to stalk at will

Just a suggestion.
You should consider using your picture as your avatar.

Yippee!! Let the stalking begin. :D

*stalk stalk stalk* ;)