Lets have some fun with this!

Acme lipstick applier - guaranteed to Brighten your smile (small print- does not guarantee accuracy of application)

Acme Ted Remover. Guaranteed to repel all wet-behind-the-ears youngsters that think they know it all! However, only for a short while...they keep finding their way back... :D

Acme bad hair day fixer. Just put it on your head take it off and have a great hair day!

Acme terrorist tracker. Tracks em' down and shoots their arses!

Acme dog pill giver. I don't know how it works but I need one.

Originally posted by Pagan:
<STRONG>Acme Ted Remover. Guaranteed to repel all wet-behind-the-ears youngsters that think they know it all! However, only for a short while...they keep finding their way back... :D</STRONG>

ROTFLMFAO!!!

Acme instant GSM maker! :D Some assembly required. :p Must be oiled to work properly. Use with care. A second use may not be necessary. :D :D