What do porn stars do when they're too old to "perform"? Maybe get a greeter job at Wal-Mart? :D

Well male porn starts when they get real old do freak shows.........their schlong would be soo saggy by then....LOL! ewwww :eek:

Hmmm.....don't know? Hopefully they have something else to fall back on.

I never thought of that Sarg. Good question. I mean, when we are too old for our jobs we can still drive a school bus or be a crossing guard or something. I don't think I would like retired porn stars driving my kids to school? :rolleyes:

ummm... not sure but this question made me spit out my water!! http://www.themelee.com/smilies/s/cwm/cwm/spit.gif

Dangit!! Now you got me wondering!! :p

Ted, you are sick! LOL

Most of them probably retire comfortably. The money they make is ridiculous. As is what good strippers make.

Dunno, maybe they become private "escorts" for the geriatric set! :)

MDC: Official Stalker of DD86 :D

Either that or they get fat, have bad perms and produce porn movies - not that I would know that LOL.

Oh the possibilities:
*we are inindated with commericals now when we rent movies or go to the theatre maybe they will endorse senior love enhancement products? Betty Boobs for Bengay. The retired Porn Stars classic golf for charity? Who knows maybe they just stay home become grandparents and do normal everyday things - nah!

Well, if they are irresponsible and spend all the money they make like most short lived stars...I think they are prob. forced to get a REAL job just like the rest of us. How tragic for them. We just never know we are dealing with x-porn stars. You know, you hear their stories on Jerry Springer..."I was a porn star and now I am forced to wait on tables at Dennys and my x-boyfriend is dating my x-girlfriend who has a baby with my dad!!!" :eek:

Originally posted by sarge:
<STRONG>What do porn stars do when they're too old to "perform"? Maybe get a greeter job at Wal-Mart? :D</STRONG>

Hmm...Porsche Lynn might settle her dispute with Porsche for the name and become a saleswoman for Porsche of Beverly Hills. :D

Interesting question...where on earth do you find them? Like it...*lol* ;)

At least you gotta give them credit for coming up with catchy screen names. I've heard of Gale Force and Gene Carrier. :D

There must be a quiz or a formula to make our own porn names :) Anyone have one of these handy?

Originally posted by wavemaster:
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Hmm...Porsche Lynn

*wonders how and why wave knows this porn stars name??* :eek: ;)

Hey, you know how they have "Legends Of Wrestling" pay-per-view specials? How about "Legends Of Porn"? Featuring over-the-hill porn queens and kings doing things that only younger people should be doing. Charge top dollar for it, and it'll probably end up as a bust (No pun intended :D ;) ). So make it cheap (Once again, no pun intended)

Sincerely,

John "outofplacechild" Kilduff

Im gonna go out on a limb here, and say I don't think porn stars age gracefully, The lifestyle of hard drugs and booze catches up to them in later year.

A very few (such as Traci Lords) make the transition to mainstream movies and TV. And it doesn't hurt that she's got killer looks ;)