Caligula
11-25-06, 12:07 PM
So a couple weeks ago I hired 4 more workers. I go against my better judgement and hire an older guy mainly because he's been harassing me since Aug for a job , he jumped at the chance to work 12 hours days every Friday/Sat/Sunday and I thought he'd be so happy getting the job and he'd work his ass off
Well I noticed trouble first on Day 1 of training, he couldn't catch on, he couldn't type (although he told me he could) , he never let you explain anything without jumping in and giving the wrong answer, I knew it was going to be difficult but I thought he could learn in time and training .
During his first week of training in the boardroom I did notice a couple other bizarre things, all the new people and me were just chatting and smoking in public places came up..... he said "if anyone ever lit up a cigarette when he was eating he would put it out in their eye" .... hmmmm, a second time he said something about he'd rather get a Christmas gift of a Jesus Statue from the Dollar store than an expensive gift... I replied that I hope he doesn't draw my name at Christmas and while the others laughed he got irritated.
So this week I intoduce him to the work enviornment, no training room but actually working live and with assistance from the regular workers...... after 5 days the others were averaging 30 releases a day and pretty much working on their own, he was averaging 2 and need help on both , however he had a few more surprises for me
1) he asked my receptionist if he could borrow the picture of her 2 year old to bring home to his wife to make a joke about the child he was hiding from her....wtf, that make no sense, why would you do that,
2) he asked one of my co workers if she was a Mormon because she doesn't wear makeup like the other painted whores in the office (she didn't even tell me this , I heard from another employee
3) he started starring at asses in the office, and not glances or hiding it, but he would actually turn his chair, lower his bifocals and stare out of the top of his eyes for 15-30 seconds.... I know he claims to be a devote Christian but isn't there a commandment about coveting asses or something....
This all lead to him being very unwelcomed in the office , women really didn't want to work alone with him, which they would have had to during certain hours.
so yesterday afternoon I called him in asked him how he thought he was doing, at first he said pretty good, then he admitted he was in over his head , but was hoping he could learn it..... then I brought up his office behavior and he denied it, claiming that the Lord would lead him to greatness , he denied staring at asses, but it wasn't a one time thing it was happening all the time. it was like he was the Pope and Melissa's ass was the Shroud of Turin .
So at least he left yesterday without incident, i let him call his wife to come pick him up and he slid out the back door
Well I noticed trouble first on Day 1 of training, he couldn't catch on, he couldn't type (although he told me he could) , he never let you explain anything without jumping in and giving the wrong answer, I knew it was going to be difficult but I thought he could learn in time and training .
During his first week of training in the boardroom I did notice a couple other bizarre things, all the new people and me were just chatting and smoking in public places came up..... he said "if anyone ever lit up a cigarette when he was eating he would put it out in their eye" .... hmmmm, a second time he said something about he'd rather get a Christmas gift of a Jesus Statue from the Dollar store than an expensive gift... I replied that I hope he doesn't draw my name at Christmas and while the others laughed he got irritated.
So this week I intoduce him to the work enviornment, no training room but actually working live and with assistance from the regular workers...... after 5 days the others were averaging 30 releases a day and pretty much working on their own, he was averaging 2 and need help on both , however he had a few more surprises for me
1) he asked my receptionist if he could borrow the picture of her 2 year old to bring home to his wife to make a joke about the child he was hiding from her....wtf, that make no sense, why would you do that,
2) he asked one of my co workers if she was a Mormon because she doesn't wear makeup like the other painted whores in the office (she didn't even tell me this , I heard from another employee
3) he started starring at asses in the office, and not glances or hiding it, but he would actually turn his chair, lower his bifocals and stare out of the top of his eyes for 15-30 seconds.... I know he claims to be a devote Christian but isn't there a commandment about coveting asses or something....
This all lead to him being very unwelcomed in the office , women really didn't want to work alone with him, which they would have had to during certain hours.
so yesterday afternoon I called him in asked him how he thought he was doing, at first he said pretty good, then he admitted he was in over his head , but was hoping he could learn it..... then I brought up his office behavior and he denied it, claiming that the Lord would lead him to greatness , he denied staring at asses, but it wasn't a one time thing it was happening all the time. it was like he was the Pope and Melissa's ass was the Shroud of Turin .
So at least he left yesterday without incident, i let him call his wife to come pick him up and he slid out the back door