BrandyBlue
11-21-06, 01:27 PM
I wrote this for my friend Emily, but I know there are some people here who might appreciate it!
Ask them these questions (teeheeheesnort!)
1."You're Canadian? Where is Canadia, anyway?"
2. "Canada...hmmmm....Is that one of those states that's above Wisconsin?"
3. "Do Canadians use TP? Don't you guys sh*t in the woods and use like badgers and chipmunks?"
4. "You know English and French? Do you know Moose and Squirrel?"
5. "You're from Canada? You must know (insert French name here) right?"
6. "How did you get here to the United States without dying? Don't you guys all drive on the wrong side of the road?"
7. "Have you ever seen the Eiffel Tower?"
8. "What does 'Oui, Oui, Manure' mean in English?"
9. "Do you speak English? I SAID DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? I...SAID...DO...YOU...SPEAK...ENGLISH?"
10. "Do you guys get Summer up there, too?"
Ask them these questions (teeheeheesnort!)
1."You're Canadian? Where is Canadia, anyway?"
2. "Canada...hmmmm....Is that one of those states that's above Wisconsin?"
3. "Do Canadians use TP? Don't you guys sh*t in the woods and use like badgers and chipmunks?"
4. "You know English and French? Do you know Moose and Squirrel?"
5. "You're from Canada? You must know (insert French name here) right?"
6. "How did you get here to the United States without dying? Don't you guys all drive on the wrong side of the road?"
7. "Have you ever seen the Eiffel Tower?"
8. "What does 'Oui, Oui, Manure' mean in English?"
9. "Do you speak English? I SAID DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? I...SAID...DO...YOU...SPEAK...ENGLISH?"
10. "Do you guys get Summer up there, too?"