What's your favorite funny song? Mine is "Don't call me dude" by Scatterbrain (1990)

Here's the lyrics:
Here's my story, sad but true
About a girl that I once knew.
She broke my heart, I became unglued,
It all started when she called me dude

Well today I leave the psycho ward
Cause my sentence did conclude:
I had killed a man with my bare hands
Because he called me dude

The jury said that I was insane.
Temporally insane - brain strain.
But now the doctors say I'm A.O.K.
So I start my new life today.

This story starts some years ago
As I vacationed by the sea.
In the California sunshine
Just me & my baby.

I was in love feeling sky high
When a big blonde lifeguard walked by.
He looked at her, she looked at him -
I knew it was good bye.

He took her by the hand, kicked sand in my face.
She looked & laughed & said, "Later Dude!"
They were gone without a trace
And the waves echoed her laughter
And her words...Yo Later Dude.

Later that night I was in such a bad mood
Sittin' in a bar drinkin' hard, getting stewed
Thinkin' 'bout that girl & how 'bout I'd been screwed
When some guy walks in sits next to me & says
What's up dude!

I heard the word dude & I became unglued.
Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch
And put my hands around his neck, and I squeezed...

Don't call me dude!

So that's how I got where I am
But this ain't where it ends.
The doctors said they cured me
I said good bye to my crazy friends.

I was smiling as I left that place
My life had been renewed.
The guard at the gate, he stamped my pass
And he said, "Yo Later Dude!"

Yo Later Dude?
OH NO!!!

Slowly I turned...

Hard to choose a favorite, but I've got a few...

The Scotsman (I don't know who does it, but for some reason it cracks me up everytime I hear it.)

Eat It by Weird Al Yankovich
Guitarzan or Ahab the Arab by Ray Stevens
Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun by Julie Brown
Ice Box Man George Carlin
Larry Verne - Mr Custer
MY DEAD DOG ROVER - HANK, STU, DAVE AND HANK
and of course
Pac Man Fever - by Buckner and Garcia

So many!

Bubba Shot The Jukebox - Mark Chessnut
Star Trekkin' - The Firm
A$$hole - Denis Leary
Were You Born An A$$hole - Jimmy Buffett
They're Coming To Take Me Away - Napoleon XIV
Kiss This - Aaron Tippin
Drunker Than Me - Trent Tomlinson
The Rodeo Song - Gary Lee and The Showdown

So many more! :lol:

Stephen Lynch is a comedian who sings some screwy songs. If I can get the link from my son, I'll post it so you can hear what he does. His songs are bad in the sense that if you have no sense of humor and are an uptight, overly sensitive, politically correct prude, you WILL be offended. Just fair warning. ;)

So many!
Stephen Lynch is a comedian who sings some screwy songs. If I can get the link from my son, I'll post it so you can hear what he does. His songs are bad in the sense that if you have no sense of humor and are an uptight, overly sensitive, politically correct prude, you WILL be offended. Just fair warning. ;)
Steven Lynch is the best!!! :laugh: Not many comedians can use songs as comedy and come off as funny.
http://www.lyricsdir.com/stephen-lynch-lyrics.html <--for his songs.
A long time ago DJDaffy sent me a CD with some classic funny songs. The one that still makes me laugh is, Big Butt. I can't find any lyrics. When I type Big Butt in search I get Jennifer Lopez. :rolleyes: :lol:

Then there is Richard Cheese. I crack up every time I listen to his version of NIN Closer. :rollin:

Devil Went Down To Jamaica - Weird Al
Paradise City - Pat Boone (its not a funny song but the way he does it is!)
Amish Paradise - Weird Al
Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox - Joe Diffy

PMS-Bob Rivers

The Night Santa Went Crazy- Wierd Al
It's Me Again Margeret- Ray Stevens
A$$hole Song- Denis Leary (I also like Life's Gonna Suck When You Grow Up):lol:
Gay Factory Worker From The South- Rodney Kerrington
Special Ed- Steven Lynch

Denis Leary's "Asshole" for sure! :rockon::laugh: :lol: :laugh:
Asshole ~Denis Leary (http://endor.org/leary/#Asshole)