Got this from a friend. Thought it was pretty good. Sharing it with y'all. :)

What those car company names REALLY stand for:

ACURA
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile

AMC
Another Major Catastrophe

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW
Bavarian Manure Wagon

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere

EDSEL
Every Day Something Else Leaks

FIAT
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD
Found On Road, Dead
First On Race Day
Fix or Repair Daily

GEO
Good Engineering Overlooked

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man's Companion

HONDA
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

What those car company names REALLY stand for:

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable AND Inexpensive

JEEP
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MUSTANG
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
or
Old ladies driving slowly making others behind insanely late everyday

PINTO
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB
Sad Attempt At Beauty

SATURN
Sorry about that unusual rattling noise

SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd-Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

My favorite is PORSCHE. :lol: :lol:
HEY!!! Why are there &$!#@n' links in my post????

Never mind....just saw the IntelliTXT announcement. DUH! :lol:

MUSTANG
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
HEY NOW!!!! :lol:

SATURN
Sorry about that unusual rattling noise
My Saturn has 100,000 miles and makes NO rattles! :lol:

I notice PONTIAC was left off the list.... :mwaha:

But in this PC world we live in, I won't go there. :bigangel:

:laugh::lol::laugh:

I noticed that, too, Pagan. :lol:

Why not:

PONTIAC
Poor Old Nutjob Thinks It's A Cadillac

Is that still Un-PC?

Good list, Val! :D

I wonder why HUMMER was left off the list.

As for PONTIAC - :mwaha: Yes, the original saying would be totally NOT PC :p

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
or
Old ladies driving slowly making others behind insanely late everyday

PINTO
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything


those are hilarious :lol:
especially Oldsmobile
I drive a Jeep Liberty, and I'd have to agree about the engineering.

I noticed that, too, Pagan. :lol:

Why not:

PONTIAC
Poor Old Nutjob Thinks It's A Cadillac

Is that still Un-PC?


I think you just offended nutjobs everywhere. :lol:

SATURN
Sorry about that unusual rattling noise


We are on out third Saturn and considering buying a third and haven't heard one rattle, unless its Jean clunking me on the head!


My Saturn has 100,000 miles and makes NO rattles! :lol:


Same here! :thumb:

We are on out third Saturn and considering buying a third and haven't heard one rattle, unless its Jean clunking me on the head!


Same here! :thumb:
I owned a 2001 Saturn SL1 Sedan 19 monthes ago and I have to say.... out of the 5 cars I've owned in the last 9 years, it was the best running car that I had. I also owned a 1986 Pontiac Firebird, a 1989 Chevy Cavalier, a 1988 Chevy Baretta GT, and my 2004 Chevy Cavalier

Geez, peeps. It's a joke. Someone came up with the best they could with the letters of the car. ;)

Maybe this will appease you:

SATURN
Someone Actually Tried Using Reconditioned Nissans
Super At Travelling Under Rivers, Naturally
Supreme At Taming Unusually Righteous Nincompoops
Surely Another Tired, Underhanded Ruse Necessary
Several Attempts To Undo Recall Needed

I think you just offended nutjobs everywhere. :lol:


Nah, not this one! :lol:

Actually, we had a Grand Am that we were really happy with and people thought we were crazy, so we're both nutjobs!

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Just because some people were too stupid to work a German vehicle... :D

BMW
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Too right... :laugh:

Other meaning:

Beautiful Mechanical Wonder (for jen*) ;)

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Hmmmm....I drive a toyota and Didn't pay too much for it! :p

Yes I know...it's a joke!

You wouldn't catch me even SITTING in a SAAB or Volvo...two of the UGLIEST cars I've ever seen!