An extremely drunk man looking for a house of ill repute stumbles into a Podiatrist's office instead and weaves over to the receptionist. Without looking up, she waves him over to the examination bed and says, "Stick it through that curtain." Looking forward to something kinky, the drunk pulls out his penis and sticks it through the crack in the curtains. "That's not a foot!" screamed the receptionist. "Holy shit, lady. I didn't know you had a minimum!", replied the drunk.

hahaha :) I like these drunk jokes. :) For some reason I can really picture them in my mind.. I hope this isn't a sign!!