What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. If a light-sleeper sleeps with a light on, what does a hard-sleeper sleep with? What is the difference between Olympic swimmers and Olympic divers? Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows. What has three teeth and sixty feet? The front row at a Willy Nelson concert. What is the new O.J. web site address? slash.slash.backslash.escape. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration. What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather . . . kinky is using the whole chicken. What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"? About three inches. What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One . . . Men will screw anything. What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with ......the other is used to carry groceries. What did the blonde say when asked if she'd been picked up by the fuzz? No . . . but I've been swung around by the boobs. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms? For traction in the mud. What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? They're hiring. What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit-bull. What is the difference between a peeping tom and a robber? A robber snatches watches. Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench. Suddenly a man comes along, flings open his trench coat and flashes them. Two have a stroke ...but the third doesn't 'cause her arms aren't long enough. How do you castrate a Red Neck? You kick his sister in the jaw. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard.

Those were cool. :) My favorite was the OJ Simpson one.. But there were some very close seconds! :) :)