What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? >>>A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." >>>A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit... What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? >>>A Pimp Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? >>>Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? >>>A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe

hehehe These were cool! :) I'll have to remember these when I talk with people from the South. :)

Heehee I love making fun of the South we do the same with our Newfies in Canada - we love them but they are a great group to target lol : )