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The first Catholic lady tells her friends,
"My son is a priest. When he walks into a room,
people call him 'Father'."

The second Catholic lady chirps,
"My son is a bishop, whenever he walks into a room,
people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic crone says, "My son is a cardinal.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."

Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first
three women give her this subtle "Well. . .?"

So she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2" hard-bodied stripper.
When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh, my God. . . '."