Prayer for the Stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tommorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work:
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

And help me to remember....
When I am haveing a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown,
and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to BITE ME!!!!