Zel
4-02-00, 08:39 PM
You know you're Canadian if :
You've frozen your tongue to something metal and lived to tell about it.
You're not offended by the term "Homo Milk"
You drink pop, not soda
You understand the sentence "Could you please pass me a
serviette, I spilled my poutine"
You know that a mickey and a 2-4 means "Party at the camp eh!"
You talk about the weather with friends and strangers alike
When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and you don't want to find out!
You have Canadian Tire money in places you wouldn't expect to find it.
You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children or the elderly"
You know that Casey and Finnegan aren't a Celtic music group
You participated in "Participaction"
You use a red pen on your non-Canadian text book to fill in all the u's in labor, honor, and color
You are excited whenever an American tv show mentions Canada
Back bacon and Kraft dinner are two of your favourite food
groups
Cool things about Canada:
The biggest flag ever seen in an Olympic closing ceremony was Canadian(twice...and the second was smuggled in against the rule that was made because of the first one)
Mr Dressup can kick Mr Roger's a**
Way better beer commercials/contests/company giveaways
In the war of 1812, we burned the White House and most of
Washington
Canada has the largest French population in the world that
never surrendered to Germany
Our "Civil War" was lead by a drunken, insane William Lyon
McKenzie
Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little less than an hour
We knew plaid flannel was cool way before Seattle did
The Hudson Bay Company once owned 1/11th of the Earth's surface
The average dog sled team can kill and devour a grown human in less than three minutes
We still know what to do with all parts of a buffalo
We know that any scale that says water boils at 212 and freezes at 32 is asinine
We wear socks with our sandals
We can out drink Americans
(hey I don't make em up - I just post them) <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON STOP-->
You've frozen your tongue to something metal and lived to tell about it.
You're not offended by the term "Homo Milk"
You drink pop, not soda
You understand the sentence "Could you please pass me a
serviette, I spilled my poutine"
You know that a mickey and a 2-4 means "Party at the camp eh!"
You talk about the weather with friends and strangers alike
When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and you don't want to find out!
You have Canadian Tire money in places you wouldn't expect to find it.
You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children or the elderly"
You know that Casey and Finnegan aren't a Celtic music group
You participated in "Participaction"
You use a red pen on your non-Canadian text book to fill in all the u's in labor, honor, and color
You are excited whenever an American tv show mentions Canada
Back bacon and Kraft dinner are two of your favourite food
groups
Cool things about Canada:
The biggest flag ever seen in an Olympic closing ceremony was Canadian(twice...and the second was smuggled in against the rule that was made because of the first one)
Mr Dressup can kick Mr Roger's a**
Way better beer commercials/contests/company giveaways
In the war of 1812, we burned the White House and most of
Washington
Canada has the largest French population in the world that
never surrendered to Germany
Our "Civil War" was lead by a drunken, insane William Lyon
McKenzie
Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little less than an hour
We knew plaid flannel was cool way before Seattle did
The Hudson Bay Company once owned 1/11th of the Earth's surface
The average dog sled team can kill and devour a grown human in less than three minutes
We still know what to do with all parts of a buffalo
We know that any scale that says water boils at 212 and freezes at 32 is asinine
We wear socks with our sandals
We can out drink Americans
(hey I don't make em up - I just post them) <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON STOP-->