There is a song I used to hear on the radio mid 80's.

It goes:

"I funked her once, she said, "Dana, please!" I funked her twice, she started talking Japanese."

"Choy yoy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy yoy, choy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy, chow yoy yoy yoy, you're going to die, chiggy chiggy chiggy choy yoy yoy."

I'm Dizzy Dana, and I'm doin' my own thing."

I may be mixed up on the name and the words, but that's what it sounds like.

Another song I'm looking for goes:

"Hey Artie! (echo Hey Artie), Look at all the cuties, swingin' at the party."