Actress Tara Reid was horrified when a policeman recently pulled her over for speeding - but instead of giving her a ticket the star-struck officer told her to drive even faster.
The American Pie beauty was anxious when her Porsche sports car was stopped, but realized the perks of fame when the officer told her to decide on her own speed limit. She explains, "I was driving my Porsche convertible at speed on this empty freeway, and when the cop pulled me over, I thought 'S**t, I'm going to get a ticket.'
Instead he asked me how fast I could go. Unsure, I said, 'Maybe 100.' Then he says, 'Do you want to go faster?' and he let me go to the end of the freeway as fast as I wanted. It was great. I did 130 miles per hour!"

Disclaimer: The following is an impression of Tara Reid.

*tosses hair* I'm, like, not a bad girl, you know, it's just that, like, you know, these things keep like, you know, happening to me. Now pass me some more coke. I wanna like, make out with Paris Hilton, you know.

Disclaimer: The following is an impression of Tara Reid.

*tosses hair* I'm, like, not a bad girl, you know, it's just that, like, you know, these things keep like, you know, happening to me. Now pass me some more coke. I wanna make out with Paris Hilton.


LMAO.

Any other person would have gotten a ticket :rolleyes:

Damn, that would have been nice to not get a ticket for speeding.

LMAO.

Any other person would have gotten a ticket :rolleyes:


Depends on where they were at. They might have got pulled out of the car and beaten. LOL :fight:

When you consider the fact that Tara Reid is shit-faced about 95% of the time, I can't see how inciting her to drive her Porsche at 130 m.p.h. is in the best interests of public safety....

Disclaimer: The following is an impression of Tara Reid.

*tosses hair* I'm, like, not a bad girl, you know, it's just that, like, you know, these things keep like, you know, happening to me. Now pass me some more coke. I wanna like, make out with Paris Hilton, you know.
You left out the part where her tit pops out, Bro! ;)

Maybe he was trying to get her to crash, so the world would be free from her!

Maybe he was trying to get her to crash, so the world would be free from her!


One could hope...

You left out the part where her tit pops out, Bro! ;)

Like, omigawd, I'm so totally brain dead that, like, I can't even notice when half of my dress falls off and, like, my whole boob is hanging out for the whole world to see. I swear, it's not, like, a publicity stunt, like, I really am that stupid.