This is a place for all the lesser known Olympic events to have their moment in the torchlight--and probably get burned!

The game goes like this: You post two events a day, one for the women and one for the men. If it's a unisex event, assign it to one sex and list one for the other. No children's events here, we're not going to drag them into this!

A few simple rules will make it fun for everyone--this isn't the LL, so more people will have a chance to play, so make them fun but not THAT kind of fun ;)

No slamming ethnic groups, people with disabilities, and the like. I appreciate silly stereotypes like blonde jokes, since I am one (yes, I mean I am a blonde joke!), just think before you post, use common sense.

Example:

MEN:

Remote Control Ford Pinto Race

The winner: Which ever one hasn't blown up in the first 25 feet

WOMEN:

Unsupported Oversized Boobs Long Jump

Winner: Whoever hasn't knocked herself out with one of her own knockers


Got it?

I will start

MEN:

The Nose Whistle Choir

Winner: Whoever makes the longest, highest pitched "tweet" without dislodging the nasal obstruction that is making the sound

WOMEN:

Getting Dressed to Go Out event

Winner: The woman who gets ready in less than four hours AND changes her ensemble the least times, to include shoes, bags, and accessories, but not makeup.

Your turn!