Yes, a blonde joke from a blonde....go figure!

A blonde was driving home after a baseball game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.
The owner saw that she was blonde and decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into the tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder......still nothing.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and asked," What are you doing? The first blonde explained what the repairman told her to do to fix the dents. Her roommate rolled her eyes and said....
"HEL-L-LO!...You need to roll up the windows first!"


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~Dawn

Rotflmao!

Like, what was she thinking? HE-L-LO!!! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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"Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive."

Dawn... that joke was so perfect! Reminds me of myself sometimes http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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I think that there's a little blond in all of us..(no nasty thoughts intended here.) That's one of my all time favorite blond jokes. Glad ya all liked it. http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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~Dawn

My wife loved it also...and she's heard ALL the blonde jokes!

Very funny

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I will have to remember that one!

Hey, I'm blond! No matter, that was a funny joke, even if I heard it before!!! :lol:

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Good one.

:lol: I haven't seen this before! I got caught in a hailstorm last month and my car is going in for repairs next week! :lol: My husband is going to die laughing when I tell him this one!

two blondes with a "Volkswagen Käfer".

The first blonde opens the trunk in front and says: Wow, my car has no motor!"

the other blonde opens the hood of her Käfer and says: Wow, my Käfer has two!!"

:lol:

I found some more blonde jokes, which I'm posting to this thread:

She was so blonde that...........

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She thought a quarterback was refund.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
At the bottom of an application where it says
"sign here," she
wrote "Sagittarius.".

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She took the ruler to bed to see how long she
slept.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden
tools.
She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Under "education" on her job application, she
put "Hooked On Phonics".

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange
juice can because it said, "Concentrate".
She told me to meet her at the corner of
"WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
She asked for a price check at the Dollar
Store.
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She studied for a blood test.
She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul
Train."
She sold the car for gas money.
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22
bus twice instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign
that said, "Airport Left,"
she turned around and went home.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur
around the home, she moved.
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone
company.
If she spoke her mind, she'd be
speechless.
She thought that she could not use her AM
radio in the evening.
She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she
thought stood for "This Goes In Front"

LOL!

I dont get it. Why didnt she use a pump?