This joke was told on WNEW radio in NY...the Opie & Anthony show, which if you've never heard it is the absolute FUNNIEST show I've ever heard! At least once a day they make me laugh out loud with tears in my eyes...and this joke almost made me drive off the road!

I will warn you again....this joke is a little raunchy, so if you're easily offended, (I.E. - have NO sense of humor!) Turn away now before it's too late! Okay....here goes...

What's the difference between a butthole and a refrigerator?

The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!

Ooooh.....that was horrid!

LMAO!! Very Funny http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//00hahaha.gif

Have you ever heard of Bob and Tom? Two more wacky radio personalities.....very funny.

You can listen to some of their stuff on Napster.

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http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif Good one Pagan...

Which reminds me... some kids at my school tried to crack some Wicca jokes on me... the same ol' corny used in the witch trails hundreds of yrs ago material on me.
I can roll with the punches, all I ask is for new material!

Then they asked... mind you they asked me to try and pull out a Christianity joke.

So... here's my replies: Hence, same warning... I mean no offensive, but if you can't take it, you shouldn't be reading it. Deal?

Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
A: Cause they fall through the holes in his hands.

Jesus walks into Hotel that had no vacancy that night, when the guy on the sign-in desk told him so, Jesus says "Its okay, I don't need a room, can you just put me up for the night?" while placing 3 nails on the counter.

And the last one was a nun joke. I posted it before I think.

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<FONT COLOR="#6699cc" SIZE="1" FACE="Verdana, Arial">This message has been edited by Tydestra on 01-22-2001 at 05:20 PM</font>

I remember hearing that second one! It's from one of my favorite movies of all time...The Crow http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//biggrin.gif

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http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//smile.gif I love the Crow series! The Crow rules.

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I didn't care too much for part 2 of the movie....the TV series isn't bad, but NOTHING compares to the original with Brandon Lee. I never get bored with watching that movie. It's got a certain allure for me...it taps my dark side that's seldom seen...

The soundtrack is great too http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//smile.gif

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No, correction my friend... the soundtrack is AWESOME!

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To quote Funaki....INDEED! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif Why, oh why did I know you were going to do that? http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//tongue.gif

That is the funniest thing I've seen them ever do in the WWF!

Voice-overs rules!

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I should have checked this thread again sooner. Sorry Ty...here's some ammo for ya!

Why didn't Jesus go to college?
He got nailed on the boards.

I'll give you some more when I think of them!

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I've heard that one... dunno I got a bag full of jokes. I should be kind and sit down one night and crank out some good wiccan jokes, c'mon everything out this is so old that it a crime.

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Religion jokes...I got a few in my joke box too http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

Here's a wee tidbit:

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: ’PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS’

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: ‘PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT’ The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: ’BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS’

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: ’NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN’ The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. Next day the headline read: ’NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00’

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline in the paper read: ‘NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE’. The Bishop was buried the next day.

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ROTFLMAO!!!! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif Great one Roem!

I thought that one would generate a mild chuckle http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif Had to redeem myself after that "Party Time" groaner I posted http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//tongue.gif

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http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif good one.

Here's one of mine, its a bit confusing... but you guys should get it.

God and the Devil decided to go play golf one day. Once they get to the course, the devil hits a nice little shot that just misses getting a hole-in-one. God comes up and hits the ball which lands in the rough area, which is then taken by a squirrel, who runs around the course, then a hawk comes down taking the squirrel in its mouth with the ball.

At this point, the Devil turns to God and says:
"Are you going to play golf, or are you going to **** around all day?"

Get it? http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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I got it http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif This brings to mind another favorite movie of mine...Al Pacino in "The Devil's Advocate" gives some pretty humorous and candid comments about how this god REALLY is... http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//tongue.gif Can't remember the lines exactly, but they were good http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//smile.gif

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So far only a hand full of ppl have gotten that joke! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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