View Full Version : men & cookie dough


Soluna
10-29-00, 12:11 PM
I love jokes, but this is the only one
i can find for now. So...9 reasons

WHY COOKIE DOUGH IS BETTER THEN MEN:
1. It's enjoyable hard or soft.
2. It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.
3. It doesn't mind if you take your anger out on it.
4. You always want to swallow.
5. It's "quick and convenient".
6. You can enjoy it more than once.
7. It comes already protectively wrapped.
8. You can make it as large as you want.
9. If you don't finish it you can save it for later.


(disclaimer: Not every guy,ofcourse. It's for us females who have been pressured to
'give it up' cause 'you know you want it'.
when it's just our bods they want.http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//smile.gif
hehe..

Red
10-29-00, 12:22 PM
Okay, I know I'm on thin female ice here, so I'm gonna leave this one alone! The disclaimer was a nice touch though!

Soluna
10-29-00, 12:40 PM
oh c'mon..we can play nice. I like the opposite sex. I mean, ultimately, that is one of my goals, you know.(love).It's just the rough spots along the road of life a sense of humor helps one cope.
So, if you have a comment, feel free to share.(that's how some illnesses start, you know--not getting stuff out.) gotta let that energy loose! -oops! that's what started all this in the first place..jk

Amy Livin
10-29-00, 12:50 PM
mmmmmmm.......i love men http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//00happy.gif uuuhhhh...i mean cookie dough, yeah, i love cookie dough http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//ANGEL.gif

------------------
Keep The Faith, These Days And Always ;)
Amy Livin
P.S.I Love BlueOmega!!!!!
http://http://communities.msn.ca/LivinsphotoAlbum (http://communities.msn.ca/LivinsphotoAlbum)

Iluvthe80s
12-06-01, 11:25 PM
Who here likes to eat cookie dough? I know I do. LOL That was a funny joke, btw! :D

Sarg
12-07-01, 01:48 AM
I guess, I can't argue with those nine points! LOL :D

Therrall
12-07-01, 11:56 PM
LOL, that was funny Soluna :D where'd you come across it?