How to impress a woman

Compliment her,

cuddle her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

stroke her,

tease her,

comfort her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

dance with her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her


How to impress a Man


Show up naked.

Bring Beer.


------------------
<FONT size="4">C-YA</FONT s>
They don't call me The <FONT size="2">BIG</FONT s> Administrator for nothing!

Mmmm, naked women and Coors Lite in a bottle. Life just doesn't get any better!!!
http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//smiley5.gif http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//00drunk.gif

Boy am I glad Blue isn't like that. He's more classy than beer http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//tongue.gif

------------------
Keep The Faith, These Days And Always ;)
Amy Livin
P.S.I Love BlueOmega!!!!!
http://http://communities.msn.ca/LivinsphotoAlbum (http://communities.msn.ca/LivinsphotoAlbum)

So, Amy, are you saying that my enjoying a beer once in a while translates to a lack of class on my part?

So Amy,
That's who BlueOmega is--a person, right?
thought it might be something to do with Bon Jovi or something..
(*she says, trying nonchalantly to change the subject*) http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//rolleyes.gif

<FONT COLOR="#ffffff" SIZE="1" FACE="Verdana, Arial">This message has been edited by Soluna on 10-29-2000 at 11:57 AM</font>

Annual Mayhem, I'm not saying that you have a lack of classy at all, cause I love having beer every once in a while, I'm only saying that Blue is more classy http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//tongue.gif

Soluna, Blue is my fiance. And I so totally do not see the link with Bon Jovi. Anyways, now you know!

------------------
Keep The Faith, These Days And Always ;)
Amy Livin
P.S.I Love BlueOmega!!!!!
http://http://communities.msn.ca/LivinsphotoAlbum (http://communities.msn.ca/LivinsphotoAlbum)

mmmmmm....I'll take two and a couple chardonays http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//OFFWALL.gif http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

Here's one for ya....the top ten things men know about women:

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10. They have breasts.

------------------
<FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size="4">- Roemello</FONT s></FONT f>
<IMG SRC="http://spiffyentertainment.homestead.com/files/mybannernew.jpg" border=0>
http://spiffyentertainment.8m.com
http://roemello.80sxchange.com
"The only true knowledge exists in knowing, that you know nothing"

Thanks I almost p*ssed my pants on that one http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

------------------
<FONT size="4">C-YA</FONT s>
They don't call me The <FONT size="2">BIG</FONT s> Administrator for nothing!

rollshttp://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//roll.gif on the floor laughinghttp://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//00hahaha.gifher ass off!!!!

------------------
Keep The Faith, These Days And Always http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//wink.gif
Amy Livin
P.S.I Love BlueOmega!!!!!
http://http://communities.msn.ca/LivinsphotoAlbum (http://communities.msn.ca/LivinsphotoAlbum)

<FONT COLOR="#ffffff" SIZE="1" FACE="Verdana, Arial">This message has been edited by Amy Livin on 11-04-2000 at 06:47 AM</font>