View Full Version : The OJ Trial (Dr. Seuss Version)


Roemello
10-20-00, 06:29 PM
I don't normally post future jokes of the week from my site, but here it is anyway http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//biggrin.gif

I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead.

I stayed at home that fateful night.
I took a cab, then took a flight.
The bag I had was just for me.
My bag! My bag! hey, leave it be!

When I came home I had a gash.
My hand was cut from broken glass.
I cut my hand on broken glass.
A broken glass did cause that gash.

My friend, he took me for a ride.
All through LA, from side to side.
From north to south, we took a ride.
But from the cops we could not hide.

My trial lasted for a year.
A year! A year! just sitting here!
The DNA, the HEM-The HAW!
The circus-hype The viewers saw!
A year! A year! just sitting here!
And lawyers charge by the hour I fear!

If I'm found guilty I will appeal!
Appeal! Appeal! I will appeal!
I'll wheedle and whine- I'll cut a deal!
If it's "not guilty" so glad I'll feel

Did you do this awful crime?
Did you do this anytime?

I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not anytime.

Did you take this person's life?
Did you do it with a knife?

I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not anytime.

Did you hit her from above.
Did you drop this bloody glove?

I did not hit her from above.
I cannot even wear that glove.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.

And now I'm free, I can return
To my house for which I yearn.
And to my family whom I love.
Hey now I'm free- Give back my glove!!!!!

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Blaziegirl
10-20-00, 11:41 PM
Baaaaad Roem *lol*

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Roemello
10-21-00, 03:37 AM
What? I thought that was a riot! <IMG SRC="http://spiffyentertainment.homestead.com/files/THEROCK.gif" border=0>

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Red
10-21-00, 04:37 AM
That was hilarious!! Keep 'em comin'.

Tydestra
10-25-00, 07:00 PM
*claps*

You are as evil and wicked as me!
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Roemello
10-26-00, 01:04 AM
Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhh....that's what I'm talkin about! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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Tydestra
10-26-00, 05:02 PM
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Iluvthe80s
12-06-01, 11:33 PM
Bad but good! :D

Sarg
12-07-01, 01:27 AM
He's only telling it like it is!! :D