I sat with the Dutchess at tea
She said "Do you fart when you pee?"
I said with some wit:
"Do you belch when you shit?"
And thought it was one up for me.


Did you hear about young Henry Lockett?
He was blasted uptown by a rocket.
The force of the blast
Blew his balls up his ass,
And his pecker was found in his pocket

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Post diggin....found this humorous responseless funny :p

ROTFLMAO:D :hammer:

LOL :lol:

There once was a man from Nantuckett.... :naughty:
Who's dick was so long, he could suck it
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
"If my ear were a c*nt, I would f*ck it!"

Pretty damn funny

To quote a few old Dice rhymes...

Roses are red,
Violets are blew,
I ****ed your mother in the ass,
And she had you.

Old King Tut was a merry old soul,
A merry old soul was he,
He chewed off his tit,
Ate his own shit,
Washed it down with some tea.

Little Boe Peep ****ed her horse,
Blew her sheep,
She ate his ass so very nice,
Tongued his ball not once, but twice.

(Yeah ok they are ancient, but I still find them funny)

Good ones guys! :thumb:

I know this is gonna sound lame, but I've never heard any of those before. I need to get out more! :lol: