A blonde is driving on the freeway late at night when she sees a police car, lights and siren wailing, pull up behind her. Pulling over to the side of the road, the cop gets out of his car and walks towards her.

"You were doing 75 in a 55 zone miss, may I see your license & registration?"

"Damn...this is the third time I've been pulled over this week!", the blonde replies, "I can't afford any tickets, is there anything I can do to get out of this?"

"Well", said the cop, "There may be something we can work out!" With that, he unzipped his pants and pulled his penis out.

"Oh man," cried the blonde, "Not ANOTHER breathalyzer!!!!"



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Pagan, you bad. But I love blonde jokes!!!

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If you love blonde jokes Amy, here's a few of my favorites:

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container for three hours?

It said "concentrate"

Did you hear about the blonde prisoner in jail who was found in her cell unconcious with lumps all over her head?

She tried to hang herself with a rubber band.

Why do blondes have bruises around their belly buttons?

Because blonde guys are stupid too! (think about it....)

Why can't blondes work for pharmacies?

They can't figure out how to get the prescription bottles into the typewriter. /ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Here's a couple of mine:

A blonde and a brunette are in a elevator, when a guy w/ a lot of dandruff gets on. He gets off a couple of stops later. The brunette turns to the blonde and said "Oh man, that guys needs a lot of 'Head and Shoulders'." The blonde smiled and said "Hmmm, I know how to give head, but how do you give shoulders?"

You throw a blonde and a brick off the roof, what lands on the floor first? The brick cause the blonde stops for directions.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? A translator.

Why was the blonde dancing in front of the juice bottle? Because it said 'Shake well before opening.'

Why does the blonde wear a dollar bill on her forehead? Its all you can eat for a buck.

What did the blonde's right knee said to the other? Nothing, they have never met.

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Hey, did anyone see my 4 Nun joke? My mom hates it...

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[This message has been edited by Tydestra (edited 08-25-2000).]

Hehehe, love that last one Ty! Your 4 nuns joke was hilarious!!

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