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Marshall
6-20-00, 07:20 PM
I received this joke from a friend today, so I thought I'd share it here. It made me laugh and everyone here seems to have a good sense of humor. It's kind of sexist so don't be offended http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/wink.gif.


Scientific Study

Yesterday scientist for Health USA suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were asked to drink six pints of beer each within an hour. It was observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.




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Amy Livin
6-20-00, 07:23 PM
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......

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Roemello
6-22-00, 02:49 AM
haha...revenge! lol http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Funny stuff Marshall, it's funny because it's true http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

kidding! kidding! please don't kill me... http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/biggrin.gif <IMG SRC="http://spiffyentertainment.homestead.com/files/VIBRATOR.gif" border=0> http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[This message has been edited by Roemello (edited 06-22-2000).]

Amy Livin
6-22-00, 04:16 PM
Don't worry Rome, I wont kill you. I'll just torture you. Hihihi *evil grin*

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Tydestra
6-22-00, 04:32 PM
Can I help you Amy? I got 3 older brothers... so... I have a lot of practice in torturing! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smile.gif *evil grin and laughter*

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Amy Livin
6-22-00, 10:55 PM
OK Ty, I'll hold him down. Or how about we tie him to a chair?

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Tydestra
6-23-00, 03:05 PM
A chair? Hmmm... so far so good!

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~*~*~*Tydestra*~*~*~
Glam Goddess
"Hey I am an angel. Can't you see the halo? Its being held up by those little horns."
<A HREF="http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/GLAMisBACK" TARGET=_blank><u>~*~*~GLAMisBACK~*~*</u></A>
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Amy Livin
6-23-00, 09:07 PM
What? You would prefer a bed? *gets the handcuffs*

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Red
6-23-00, 11:33 PM
Some guys have all the luck!!

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Roemello
6-24-00, 02:50 AM
I know, huh? http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I'm gettin' tied to chairs, cuffed to a bed...what's next? uh oh...should I have asked that? <IMG SRC="http://spiffyentertainment.homestead.com/files/VIBRATOR.gif" border=0>

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Tydestra
6-27-00, 04:12 PM
No you shouldn't haven't asked... but since you did....

Rome... *Holding up a whip in one hand, a paddle in the other and glancing at the honey and whip cream*
Whip or paddle? Honey, whipped cream or both?
You should have known I was going to say something like this!

Did I mention that I love being me?!?!?!
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Glam Goddess
"Hey I am an angel. Can't you see the halo? Its being held up by those little horns."
<A HREF="http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/GLAMisBACK" TARGET=_blank><u>~*~*~GLAMisBACK~*~*</u></A>
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Roemello
6-27-00, 05:20 PM
Somehow, I saw this coming http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/eek.gif What! No chocolate sauce!....lol <IMG SRC="http://spiffyentertainment.homestead.com/files/OFFWALL.gif" border=0>

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Red
6-27-00, 05:34 PM
Ty, you are too cool!

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Tydestra
6-27-00, 05:45 PM
I knew I forgot something!

So Rome... honey, whipped cream or chocolate sauce?

Hey Mayhem, hehehehe... thanks man!

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~*~*~*Tydestra*~*~*~
Glam Goddess
"Hey I am an angel. Can't you see the halo? Its being held up by those little horns."
Its good to be me!
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Amy Livin
6-27-00, 10:33 PM
Ok, now you have your choice of dog collars and leaches. Do you want them with studs? Of course you do. Tight? Extra tight? Or face turning blue tight??

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Amy Livin
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Roemello
6-28-00, 02:51 AM
Ok, now this is getting pretty scary<IMG SRC="http://spiffyentertainment.homestead.com/files/VIBRATOR.gif" border=0> lol http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

hell, why not take both?

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Tydestra
6-28-00, 01:27 PM
As you wish! Black or Red?

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~*~*~*Tydestra*~*~*~
Glam Goddess
"Hey I am an angel. Can't you see the halo? Its being held up by those little horns."
Its good to be me!
<A HREF="http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/GLAMisBACK" TARGET=_blank><u>~*~*~GLAMisBACK~*~*</u></A>
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Roemello
6-28-00, 03:05 PM
This reminds of that rock song Ice T did in the 80's...."This Girl Tried to Kill Me" lol.

Black, I suppose...

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Tydestra
6-28-00, 05:53 PM
Okay, i have another idea. How about I make a banana split outta you? I'll bring the ice cream and toppings... and you... um... make sure you bring the banana! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/cool.gif http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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~*~*~*Tydestra*~*~*~
Glam Goddess
"Hey I am an angel. Can't you see the halo? Its being held up by those little horns."
Its good to be me!
<A HREF="http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/GLAMisBACK" TARGET=_blank><u>~*~*~GLAMisBACK~*~*</u></A>
<IMG SRC="http://www.geocities.com/tydestra/pttp.gif" border=0>

Amy Livin
6-29-00, 11:37 AM
Oh man Ty, you're the master!!! Where do you get all this stuff from?

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Amy Livin
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Roemello
6-29-00, 01:51 PM
I was wondering the same thing http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/eek.gif

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Glam_Rock_Gurl
7-03-00, 03:17 PM
http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/eek.gif Its me Tydestra!

Where did I get my stuff from! The Villege in NYC baby! Actually its all in the mind! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smile.gif Did you guys miss me? http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Roemello
7-11-00, 01:59 AM
Is this what I'm s'pose to be looking at? I think I saw this a while back, but was in too much of a rush to post anything up. I know you got a crazy mind <IMG SRC="http://spiffyentertainment.homestead.com/files/GOOFY.gif" border=0> http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Glam_Rock_Gurl
7-11-00, 02:56 PM
Actually the question is... umm... did you enjoy your cake?

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Roemello
7-11-00, 03:02 PM
I think I answered that already in another post...probably in general

Nope, scratch that. It was in general, I moved it to "Add your website"

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