Since a couple people in the Movie forum were mentioning Bohemian Rhapsody, I figured I'd throw this comedic parody out here. If you're a Star Wars fan, it'll be even funnier http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/biggrin.gif


LANDO: This is the good life
This is a fantasy
Working on Bespin
An escape from Reality.

LEIA: Open your eyes
Stand up to these guys and see.

LUKE: I'm just a farmboy, I need some sympathy
Cuz who is my dad, I dunno
Little whine, little moan.

HAN: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really matter, to me

PIETT: Vader just killed a man.
Raised an arm up in the air
Now his life's no longer there.
Vader, we had just begun,
And now I've gone and lost the reb-el scum.
Vader, oooh oooh ooooooh.
Didn't mean to make you mad
If I'm not alive again this time tomorrow,
There'll be a new admiral, as if nothing ever happened.

YODA: Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time.

LUKE: Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and learn the Force.

PIETT: Vader, oooh oooh oooooooh
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.


LUKE: I see a little silhouetto of a man
Palpatine, Palpatine, can it be the Emperor?
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very hurting me!

R2-D2, R2-D2,
R2-D2, R2-D2,
R2-D2, Where'd ya go? C-3PO O O O O O OH!
I'm just a farmboy, nobody loves me.

REBELS: He's just a farmboy, with a dead family.
Spare him this life of such mendacity!

HAN: Spice'll come, spice'll go. Jabba let me go.

JABBA: Bo shuda! (NO, we will not let you go)
HAN: Let me go!
JABBA: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)
HAN: Let me go!
JABBA: WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
HAN: LET ME GO!
JABBA: WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
HAN: LET ME GO!
JABBA: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

C3PO: Oh R2-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, Come along.

LEIA: C-3PO has a rebel put aside for meeeee, for meeeeee,
for MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(Stormtroopers start headbanging)

LUKE: So you say you're the dear old dad of mine?
But you cut my hand off and left me to die!
Oh Vader, can't do this to me, Vader.
I know there's some good, I know there's still some good in you.


OBIWAN: May the Force be with you.
Use the Force to see.
May the Force be with you,
May the Force be with you, alwaaaaaaaaaaaaays.

HAN: Anywhere the Force goes. . .


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- Roemello
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LOL, that's cool man!!!

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Keep The Faith, These Days And Always ;)
Amy Livin

Poor lil parody...so neglected..lol...so I'm bringin' it back for the archives :D

http://www.plauder-smilies.de/laugh.gif LOVE it. How do u come up with these Roem ?

That's not one of my originals....just a joke I found floating about one day ;)

All my originals get posted in the 'stuff from our members' forum :)

That is cool! I found myself singing along with it. :D

very cute!


'anywhere the force goes..'

haha..
i could see him saying that.

or as Harrison would say,

"force yourself"

:rolleyes:

Oh God Roem! I nearly peed myself!

If you liked that, check out the Songbook of the Whills (http://www.theforce.net/songbook/) at theforce.net. "Han (http://www.theforce.net/songbook/Songs/10.htm)" always makes me ROFLMAOSC. (scaring the cat... or salacious crumb? heh)

Star Wars jokes are one of my obsessions, as if that weren't obvious from my website (http://www.geocities.com/m_m_cooper/slack3.html). *g*

oh heck, I'll post "Han."

Han (To the tune of: REM's "Stand")
Parody Lyrics copyright 1995 by Steven Cavanagh.
Source: http://www.theforce.net/songbook/Songs/10.htm

(As sung by His Excellency, Jabba The Hutt)

Episode: VI

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Han in the place where I live

(On the wall)

Think about adhesion, wonder what holds him up there now

Han in my palace at home

(It's the best)

Makes a good example for the people who are working for me.



Now if, you have, to hang up your hat

just use, the guy, who's frozen and flat

His hand, is there, to hold things for you

And Han, is there, 'cause I like the view!



Oh Han with my trophies at work

(Excellent)

Think about collection, wonder can I get the Wookiee now

Han, brought here by my best friend

(Boba Fett)

Stops him dumping cargo runs and blowing my employees in half



&lt;solo&gt; :-)



Now Han, a statue, is a good sight

I'm glad, that Vader, used carbonite

He's not, asleep, he's stuck in a dream.

I like, his face-perpetual scream!



Oh Han on display in my room

(Work of art)

Think of decoration, maybe should I hang him sideways now?

Han, it was worth all the cash

(Every cent)

He even opens bottles and I think he'd make real good doorman



Han on the deck of my barge

Han frozen stiff as a bar

Han doesn't wander too far

Oh Han!

oh, i think i can 'thaw him out'


my poor han
(*sniff*)

That was awesome Roem. I burst out giggling in the office when I got to the R2-D2 bit. :D

I still laugh everytime I hear that...I have a MIDI of Bohemian Rhapsody to sing it along to, too :D

Roem & Mary,
I was teary-eyed (from laughing)by the time I finished reading those! LMAO! Those were great!

Promoting the oldie but goodie :D