Roemello
5-09-00, 02:42 AM
Here's one straight off of Spiffy Entertainment's joke archive. Well, actually this is the uncensored version (much better http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/biggrin.gif )
Unheard of Fortune Cookies...
"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
"Man trapped in pantry have buns in jam."
"Virgin like balloon...one prick, all gone."
"Baseball wrong...man with four balls cannot walk!"
"Work to become, not to acquire."
"Find old man in dark, not hard!"
"Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
"OK for shit to happen...will decompose."
"Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache."
"Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk."
"Don't drink and park; accidents cause people."
"He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double- crosser."
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Never raise hands to angry child; it leaves groin exposed."
"Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary."
"Confucious say, 'Those who quote me are fools.'"
"Man who drive like hell bound to get there!"
"Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!"
"Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion!"
"War not determine who's right; war determines who's left."
"Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack gets titbit."
"Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth."
"Passionate kiss like spider web...lead to undoing of fly."
"Man with holes in pants pockets, feels cocky all day."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night."
"Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing."
"Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."
"Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent."
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- Roemello
http://spiffyentertainment.8m.com
[This message has been edited by Roemello (edited 05-09-2000).]
Unheard of Fortune Cookies...
"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
"Man trapped in pantry have buns in jam."
"Virgin like balloon...one prick, all gone."
"Baseball wrong...man with four balls cannot walk!"
"Work to become, not to acquire."
"Find old man in dark, not hard!"
"Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
"OK for shit to happen...will decompose."
"Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache."
"Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk."
"Don't drink and park; accidents cause people."
"He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double- crosser."
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Never raise hands to angry child; it leaves groin exposed."
"Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary."
"Confucious say, 'Those who quote me are fools.'"
"Man who drive like hell bound to get there!"
"Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!"
"Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion!"
"War not determine who's right; war determines who's left."
"Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack gets titbit."
"Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth."
"Passionate kiss like spider web...lead to undoing of fly."
"Man with holes in pants pockets, feels cocky all day."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night."
"Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing."
"Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."
"Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent."
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- Roemello
http://spiffyentertainment.8m.com
[This message has been edited by Roemello (edited 05-09-2000).]