Jasper
5-02-00, 06:32 PM
A cowboy rides up to a saloon and ties his horse up in the front. He walks in, orders a shot of whiskey. He slams the whiskey back, and then runs outside, lifts the horses tail and kisses teh horse squarely on his asshole.
The man then walks in and orders another whiskey. He slams it back, and runs outside, and again kisses the horse squarely on his asshole.
The cowboy walks back inside and orders another drink. The bartender, who is totally confused now, finally asks "why do you keep kissing that horse on his asshole"
The cowboy says "well, I got chapped lips"
The bartender asks "does that help them?"
The cowboy responds "well it keeps me from licking them!"
Ron
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My morals are beyond reproach and I will brutally murder anybody who says different.
The man then walks in and orders another whiskey. He slams it back, and runs outside, and again kisses the horse squarely on his asshole.
The cowboy walks back inside and orders another drink. The bartender, who is totally confused now, finally asks "why do you keep kissing that horse on his asshole"
The cowboy says "well, I got chapped lips"
The bartender asks "does that help them?"
The cowboy responds "well it keeps me from licking them!"
Ron
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My morals are beyond reproach and I will brutally murder anybody who says different.