If you were a BOOK... what type of book would you be or what would the title of your book be?

Keep it clean this is not in the LL...!!!

I would be a COMIC BOOK for sure..

the title would be... The Adventures of HARLEY MAN!!! :thumb: :yesnod: :laugh:

"Guitar For The Practicing Musician" but that's a magazine. But I guess Comic Books could be considered magazines by some also.

Ok this isn't the LL.. so I have to behave :lol:

I would be a HOW TO book.

Example..
How to Loose friends
How to be a bitch
How to be psychotic
and so on and so on... :lol:

I'd probably be something out of "Thats Incredible" Or "Weird Things That Can Only Happen To You" type book. :uhoh:

Oh I might be found in the Comic section as well http://images.populus.ch/cgi-bin/pixdir/smileys/grimace.gif

Nope don't see that.. i don't find you a bit funnyhttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/gizm0/lol_hitting.gif

Oh I might be found in the Comic section as well

Oh Yeah, you'd be "She's So Funny" by Judy Brown

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Nope don't see that.. i don't find you a bit funnyhttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/gizm0/lol_hitting.gif


Thats funny, everyone else thinks I'm hilarious :p http://images.populus.ch/cgi-bin/pixdir/smileys/singes.gif

I do to.. so don't start taking things so seriously now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or I will have to throw a BF.

I'd probably be something out of "Thats Incredible" Or "Weird Things That Can Only Happen To You" type book. :uhoh:

Oh I might be found in the Comic section as well http://images.populus.ch/cgi-bin/pixdir/smileys/grimace.gif
You took my title!! :mad: j/k
My best friend and I are collaborating on writing a book about all the bizaare people we've encountered. She has a BA in Journalism and we were joking about calling it 'dysfuncions are us' :laugh: It would tell a humorous story about our lives! Has to be comedy! :lol:

I would be a book of Edna St. Vincent Milay poetry- because she gets it... :yesnod:

Has Carrot Top ever written a book? ;) I'd like to be one of the good characters in one of Sydney Sheldon's books. Their always stinking rich!! :thumb:

Title:
Ambient Musing in Modern Ballet
(A Dance Instruction Manual)
By, Rachelle L. Geisheker

It would be an educational/training book teaching dancers to do special dance steps to Ambient & Tribal music. I adore Ambient music!!!! :yesnod:

I'd be a book with the last page ripped out! :thumb:

Let's see:confused:

:idea: I got it!!!!

I'd be something like...Greatest lyrics of the past century... what can I say - music has always been the best expression of my life :bashful:

I was even named after a song :lol:

Has Carrot Top ever written a book?

Yes actually he did, it was really pretty awful. But then, I'm not a big carrot top fan, so maybe that's why I didn't like it so much. :lol:

Although I hate to admit it, I'd have to be one of those trashy romance novels with the buff young men holding the voluptuous young women in their studly arms. I'm a sucker for romance, even if it highly unlikely and unrealistic. My title would be something like "Romance of the silken moon" or something corny like that. If I can't be a romance novel, then I'd be a book about musical theater (Broadway) and musical/movies, since I love those too. My title might be "Singing for your supper". :yesnod:

I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!
"The how to bitch until you get your own way book"
Author Topcat

:D

Since I love world travel, I would call my book International Playground. Hey, that would be a great name for my next novel!!! :laugh:

I would be in a section all my own, and it would be called "The Bitch Has Spoken, and She Wants Blueberries!" The store would be run by animals, who would SUGGEST STRONGLY that you buy LOTS of books out of that section :lol:

THE DAY I TURNED UNCOOL: Confessions of a Reluctant Grown-Up by
Dan Zevin


or more main stream Stranger in a Strangeland

I'd be a fantasy book - full of wizards, dragons, and all manner of magical creatures. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/Rhelawen/CritterSmilies/dragon.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/Rhelawen/CritterSmilies/unicorn.gif

My book would be a warning of sorts to all those lacking impulse control and a self-censor Gene. The title would be "What the Hell Was He Thinking?" :mwaha:

Slackers Guide to the Universe :D

What The Hell Happened To Me: A Retrospective