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Roemello
4-04-01, 02:45 AM
The following joke is not meant to pose insult on any group relating to the subject of the joke. Just humor...nothing more http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//wink.gif

The Rev. Jerry Falwell recently outed Tinky Winky, from the television show, "Teletubbies", because, Falwell pronounced, "The character is clearly a fount of gayness. He is purple, the gay color, he has an antenna shaped like a triangle, the gay symbol, and he carries a purse, something all gay people do." But Falwell's work is far from over. Following are some other targets he is preparing to go after...


Fred Flintstone

Evidence: His nickname on the Bedrock bowling team; "Twinkle-Toes Flintstones." The show's theme song ends "...we'll have a gay old time!" He wears an orange vest with little triangles on it. Hangs out with Barney far more than Wilma.



Bugs Bunny

Evidence: Often stands with hand on hip. Plays a hairdresser in one episode. Frequently dresses in drag. Loves to throw on a top hat and tails and belts out Broadway show-tunes with his buddy Daffy, who, it is worth noting, has a lisp.



Velma (of Scooby Doo)

Evidence: Always tries to sit next to Daphne in the Mystery Machine. Sports that butch haircut. Has broad shoulders and wears thick turtleneck sweaters and knee socks. Never once shagged Shaggy.



Popeye

Evidence: Eats lots of salad. Wears a sailor suit, even though he hasn't been on a ship in years. Does little sailor dances. Dates a flat-chested transvestite named Olive Oyl. Best friend named Wimpy.



Batman and Robin

Evidence: Robin's nickname - Boy Wonder. Batman's real name is Bruce. Both wear tights. They're in great shape. They like to show each other their "grappling hooks."



Peppermint Patty

Evidence: Has a deep, gravelly voice. Wears pants, not dresses like the other Peanuts gals. Plays a mean game of football. Likes to taunt Charlie Brown. Always hanging out with that androgynous Marcie. Wears comfortable shoes. Nickname; Sir.



The Pink Panther

Enough said.

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morningmyst
4-04-01, 03:05 AM
hehehhehehehhehe *funny* http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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Shakey
4-04-01, 05:51 AM
http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif You're a funny guy, Roemello... http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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Roemello
4-04-01, 05:36 PM
Thank ya http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//smile.gif They're even funnier when I tell 'em http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//biggrin.gif I remember telling jokes one day in the cafe a couple years ago and having a few people I was sitting with in tears http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif One guy even fell off his seat...that's what I call a compliment http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

Then I had another time coming back from lunch. A friend of mine was driving, I told a joke and she nearly swerved off the road!

I don't tell jokes in cars anymore http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//tongue.gif

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Silveradocruiser
4-04-01, 06:00 PM
Good one!http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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Tinajo
4-05-01, 02:38 AM
Okay... Velma... thats obvious!!! Her dry humour is so lesbian-ish... and I have known many a lesbian who have acted and looked just like her!! Thats hilarious!!

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Roemello
9-14-01, 02:01 AM
Since MDC recently posted about Falwell's utterly stupid way of thinking, I'm bringing this joke back :D

Poison PJ
9-14-01, 02:31 AM
rotflmao

ValJ
9-29-01, 07:41 PM
LMAO!!! You were right, Roemy, that was hilarious!! I KNEW Velma was a lez!! And Shaggy was a dopehead....hearing his dog talk...lol

JS
9-30-01, 01:47 AM
Originally posted by Roemello:
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Fred Flintstone

Evidence: His nickname on the Bedrock bowling team; "Twinkle-Toes Flintstones." The show's theme song ends "...we'll have a gay old time!" He wears an orange vest with little triangles on it. Hangs out with Barney far more than Wilma.


Bugs Bunny

Evidence: Often stands with hand on hip. Plays a hairdresser in one episode. Frequently dresses in drag. Loves to throw on a top hat and tails and belts out Broadway show-tunes with his buddy Daffy, who, it is worth noting, has a lisp.


Velma (of Scooby Doo)

Evidence: Always tries to sit next to Daphne in the Mystery Machine. Sports that butch haircut. Has broad shoulders and wears thick turtleneck sweaters and knee socks. Never once shagged Shaggy.


Popeye

Evidence: Eats lots of salad. Wears a sailor suit, even though he hasn't been on a ship in years. Does little sailor dances. Dates a flat-chested transvestite named Olive Oyl. Best friend named Wimpy.


Batman and Robin

Evidence: Robin's nickname - Boy Wonder. Batman's real name is Bruce. Both wear tights. They're in great shape. They like to show each other their "grappling hooks."


Peppermint Patty

Evidence: Has a deep, gravelly voice. Wears pants, not dresses like the other Peanuts gals. Plays a mean game of football. Likes to taunt Charlie Brown. Always hanging out with that androgynous Marcie. Wears comfortable shoes. Nickname; Sir.


The Pink Panther

Enough said.
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Wow...I hadn't realized that.

Vilji
9-30-01, 04:13 PM
When I was a kid, it took me so long to figure out what Peppermint Patty was. A guy or what? I didn't know about the other options. lol
I was always waiting for Charlie B. to knock her on the ground for the things he/she said to him.