Hmmmmm....prison or work....which really is worse? http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//tongue.gif

IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day.
AT WORK........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK........You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet.
AT WORK........You have to share.

IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK........You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK.......They are called supervisors.

IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK........You get fired if you get caught.

NOW GET BACK TO WORK!

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"Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive."

Scarily true. That was going around work for a while until it fell into the wrong hands and was banned. Must have hit a nerve, huh? Hee hee.

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If I'm here and your here doesn't that make it our time?

Hmmmmmm......do I smell a conspiracy? http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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"Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive."

I'm going to take this to my workplace and see what happens!!!

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Later!! Tina

As long as someone doesn't mail it to a manager, you'll probably be okay. That's how it all blew up for us. One of the people in my group mailed it out using a distribution list (that included the manager). They got written up for using internal e-mail for non-business mailings and the joke got banned... http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//mad.gif

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If I'm here and your here doesn't that make it our time?

message recieved. :p

those are funny.

but i don't know.
(yes, i have to be the defective here.)

after seeing "Shawshank Redemption"

i think i could be a garbage collector even with not many complaints.

life is work..it's all a conspiracy

(unless you're above the system, like the Men In Black..(or just real damn lucky.)


:D

LMAO!!! That was too funny!! Of course, if you get sodomized at work, they send the perv to prison, and there are a LOT of pervs in prison, so I would stick to working. That's just me, tho'.

Yeah...the thought of salad tossing and other strange anal acts alone is enough to keep me working and behaving for a loooooong time..lol :p

Found this on the net, I think it's funny

In New Zealand you can also add this one:

IN PRISON....... You get free training and qualifications paid for by the tax payer
AT WORK...... You spend the next 10-15 years paying off your student loan you had to take out to get your qualification to get your low paying job.