Name ten quotes you think would be appropriate for your tombstone

1 "Don't MAKE me come down there!"
2 "People suck. That means YOU"
3 "Guess what dumba$$, you CAN take it with you! HA HA!"
4 "Her a$$ is still too fat"
5 "I can see up your nose"
6 "Did I ever pi$$ you off? Here's your chance to pi$$ ON me!"
7 "I'm why your car keys keep disappearing"
8 "I'm dead and I am STILL smarter than you"
9 "Blame it on me. What do I care?"
10 "Buried upside down. You know what to kiss!"

:lol: That's funny Brandy.
Mine should say:
She who dies with the most clothes wins! :p

Brandy........ I Like your #9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Here Lies Lord Jay, Slayer of many a Pizza, and Consumer of Mondo Amounts of Diet Coke"


Lord Jay

Cheese, pepperoni, pineapple, onions, bellpeppers and mushrooms.

Mine would read ... "Here he lies ... still over is head in trouble!"
:lol:

C80's

*lol*
Mike, you're too funny. :p

Mine would be: "Don't walk on me, or I'll come back and haunt you." (lame I know :lol: )

Here's some:

Remember..... Dawn of the Dead
They were supposed to cremate me not bury me!
Shot in the back by Buford Tannen over a matter of 80 dollars
I'll be back - no you won't!

I want
"damn, if i knew THIS was gonna happen I wouldn't have touched it!"

"To boldly go where no man has gone before*"
"*DISCLAIMER: ...and came back to tell about it"

"Vacancies"

"I always knew this place sucked...so I've left it"

:D

This one always cracks me up!

Here lies Lester Moore 4 shots with a 44, no Les, no More.

Mine would be:

"Here Lies Julie.
We told her not to touch the red button but NOOOO, she wouldn't listen."

Ok, I got a few...

"I Was Somebody. Who, Is no business of yours" :lol:

"I was here, now I'm gone, step the f**k back, you're ruinin my lawn"

"He made us laugh, he made us cry, he should've said no to that last pie"

"I was here, now I'm gone, step the f**k back, you're ruinin my lawn"


:lol: i like that one

"Wow! It's really hot down here"

Or "We AREcoming to get you, Barbara!"

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, so that makes me a wimp"
"It's cold down here. Are my nipples showing?"
"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'm gonna go eat worms...oh, wait, they're eating ME!"
"She finally gets the whole bed to herself and the jerks don't send her down a blanket"

" I told You I was Sick"

"Now I know Alcohol doesnt do much for my Liver"

"I've always wanted my own bit of Land"

"For Sale, One previous Owner"

"I've always wanted my own bit of Land"
:lol: That'll be on my tombstone. "She finally has a piece of real estate." :p

How about
BITE ME!!
If my friends all jumped off a cliff would I follow? How do you think I got here?

"This Space For Rent"

"Insert Death Clichés Here"

"I guess I really did need that new kidney!"