Well, share in my misery!

:banana: Banana,
I hope you like banana too..
:banana: Banana,
Banana for me and you...

Apologies to Bob Marley but everytime I see that banana, that's all I can think of!

Or how about The Beatles:
(To the tune of Yesterday)
Leprosy,

All my skin is falling off of me,

I'm not half the man I used to be,

Since I contracted Leprosy!!!

Or how about The Beatles:
(To the tune of Yesterday)
Leprosy,

All my skin is falling off of me,

I'm not half the man I used to be,

Since I contracted Leprosy!!!

Space debris,
It's all around me everywhere I see
Nobody told me that was how it would be...

Syphilis,

Now it hurts whenever I take a P**s,
I'm not really getting over this,
I'm royally Sh**ged with Syphilis :lol: