View Full Version : Could SOMEBODY please shut her up!


Jasper
1-22-04, 11:11 AM
I mean, really, who needs to know every little thing about thier lives?


OZZY Osbourne’s wife Sharon has revealed the rocker longs for another baby after cheating death in a quad bike accident.


Wildman Ozzy, 55, pleaded with her to start trying as soon as he left hospital — even though he was in a neck brace and had eight broken ribs.

Sharon, 51, who already has kids Aimee, Kelly and Jack, told eager Ozzy he must wait.

She said: “Two nights ago he was on about having another baby. That’s all Ozzy is talking about at the moment. He was saying, ‘Lets have one more’.

“I’m not so sure. We’d end up being geriatric parents. I’d rather have another dog. But we’ll see.”

She went on: “My husband is a bloody nutter. He wanted sex the week he came out of hospital.

“I was like, ‘Are you f*****g nuts?’ I hurt just looking at you.

“Can you imagine humping someone with a great big metal neck brace on and his arm in a sling?

“I was scared to even touch him. He had eight broken ribs, a broken neck, he’s got a metal bar for a collarbone. He’s out of his mind.

“But now he has a softer brace to wear at night and he’s easier to cuddle. We’ve got our sex life back.”

Ozzy was crushed by his quad bike when it landed on top of him at his 320-acre Buckinghamshire estate on December 8.

He was in a coma for eight days and “died” twice in the operating theatre.

But he horrified doctors when he discharged himself from intensive care on Christmas Eve.

Sharon, who presents her own Sky One daytime chatshow, said: “He’s still in pain but getting better every day. He’s out of the hospital bed and in mine. “Ozzy’s back in the old pit with his missus.”

Prefab Sprouter
1-22-04, 11:16 AM
Any respect I ever had for Ozzy died the day that show started. :(

Jefferson Starship
1-22-04, 11:28 AM
that family have some serious ''drugs'' problems!! I have nothing against them but the fact that I already hate their music (Ozzy, Kelly) dosen't help a lot! The sh*t that ****** Ozzy do to Mötley Crüe in 85 always kill me! :grrr:

As for Sharon, she's an insult to americans people in my opinion!

Rhelawen
1-22-04, 11:32 AM
This definitely falls under the Too Much Information category. :yucky:

KimJoy69
1-22-04, 11:35 AM
http://deephousepage.com/smilies/rofl5.gif

Caligula
1-22-04, 12:06 PM
How were the doctors able to differentiate between Ozzy's 8 days in a coma and the usual Ozzy?

Slayergrrl
1-22-04, 12:47 PM
How were the doctors able to differentiate between Ozzy's 8 days in a coma and the usual Ozzy?


:lol: Cal, You rock! :laugh:

ValJ
1-22-04, 03:34 PM
I'm just shocked to find out that he can still get it up after everything he's done to that body. :yucky:

PG
1-22-04, 03:39 PM
I imagine the only position they can handle is for Sharon to be on top. He just seems to feeble & weak for anything else.



Okay, I just gave myself bad visuals :ill: