Slayergrrl
11-26-03, 10:42 AM
HAPPY TURKEY DAY ALL!!
Twas the night after Thanksgiving, I just couldn't sleep
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned - the dark meat and white,
but, I fought off the temptations with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation
the thought of a snack was infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
and gazed at the fridge filled with goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round
til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees.
Happy eating to all, pass the cranberries please.
May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump.
May your 'taters 'n gravy have narry a lump.
May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize.
May your holiday dinner stay off of your thighs.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
Twas the night after Thanksgiving, I just couldn't sleep
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned - the dark meat and white,
but, I fought off the temptations with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation
the thought of a snack was infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
and gazed at the fridge filled with goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round
til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees.
Happy eating to all, pass the cranberries please.
May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump.
May your 'taters 'n gravy have narry a lump.
May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize.
May your holiday dinner stay off of your thighs.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING