View Full Version : Hilarious "review" of the Paris Hilton Sex Tape


Pagan
11-21-03, 03:21 PM
:laugh:

The Paris Review (http://www.portlandmercury.com/current/film.html)

PG
11-21-03, 03:28 PM
I saw "the tape" last wknd and this review is DEAD ON! Talk about a boring, drug induced waste of time :rolleyes: I've seen better sex scenes on Animal Planet. :D

ValJ
11-21-03, 06:00 PM
Who wants to watch her anyway? She's about ugly! Her sister is prettier, why doesn't she get any press?

Caligula
11-21-03, 06:19 PM
Out of curiousity I downloaded it off Kazaa last night, went through several bogus videos' before I got the right one, and yeah it's really bad, greenish night vision or extremely dark, and she's about as lively as a three toed sloth

Pagan
11-22-03, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by Caligula
she's about as lifeless as a three toad sloth

Is that anything like a brook troat? :lol:

Caligula
11-22-03, 05:19 AM
Originally posted by Pagan


Is that anything like a brook troat? :lol:


ooh I'm gonna have to watch my spelling, even though I thought I had spelled Trout correctly lol

Pagan
11-22-03, 08:12 AM
Hey Cal, you know that around here the most sarcastic amongst us (yourself included!) will latch on to things like that! :lol:

BrandyBlue
11-22-03, 09:17 AM
Well, ya know, money can't buy everything. Like a personality.