Pagan
11-21-03, 03:21 PM
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The Paris Review (http://www.portlandmercury.com/current/film.html)
The Paris Review (http://www.portlandmercury.com/current/film.html)
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View Full Version : Hilarious "review" of the Paris Hilton Sex Tape Pagan 11-21-03, 03:21 PM :laugh: The Paris Review (http://www.portlandmercury.com/current/film.html) PG 11-21-03, 03:28 PM I saw "the tape" last wknd and this review is DEAD ON! Talk about a boring, drug induced waste of time :rolleyes: I've seen better sex scenes on Animal Planet. :D ValJ 11-21-03, 06:00 PM Who wants to watch her anyway? She's about ugly! Her sister is prettier, why doesn't she get any press? Caligula 11-21-03, 06:19 PM Out of curiousity I downloaded it off Kazaa last night, went through several bogus videos' before I got the right one, and yeah it's really bad, greenish night vision or extremely dark, and she's about as lively as a three toed sloth Pagan 11-22-03, 12:14 AM Originally posted by Caligula she's about as lifeless as a three toad sloth Is that anything like a brook troat? :lol: Caligula 11-22-03, 05:19 AM Originally posted by Pagan Is that anything like a brook troat? :lol: ooh I'm gonna have to watch my spelling, even though I thought I had spelled Trout correctly lol Pagan 11-22-03, 08:12 AM Hey Cal, you know that around here the most sarcastic amongst us (yourself included!) will latch on to things like that! :lol: BrandyBlue 11-22-03, 09:17 AM Well, ya know, money can't buy everything. Like a personality. |
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