View Full Version : Who says women don't enjoy doing laundry?


abcmcd
9-08-03, 04:39 PM
Dear Tide:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me it was the best.

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My husband started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse as well.

I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip out, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative! I thank you, once again, for a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

LOSTNTHE80S
9-08-03, 05:46 PM
:lol: OMG! That was great! :lol:

Prefab Sprouter
9-18-03, 06:23 AM
:lol: Great Joke ABCMCD!!! :lol:

BrandyBlue
9-18-03, 08:44 AM
LMAO! Won't bitch anymore, will he? :laugh:

ValJ
9-22-03, 12:13 PM
:lol: That was great! Now we married ladies know what to use, so it was also informative! Next letter: Hints From Heloise!