Pagan
9-05-03, 05:08 PM
Three women are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's
office with their pets when they strike up a conversation.
The first woman turns to the second woman and asks, "So why are you here?"
She replies, "My little kitty is a pisser. She pees on everything, the sofa, the drapes, the dog, even the kids. But the final straw was last night, when she pissed in the middle of my bed."
The woman asks, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Gonna give her Prozac," said the cat owner. "All the vets are prescribing it. It works for everything."
The first woman turns to the third woman and asks, "Why are you here?"
She replies, "Oh...my ferret is a digger. He digs under fences, digs up flowers and trees, digs just for the hell of it. When he's inside, he digs up the carpets. But he crossed the line last night when he dug a great big hole in my couch."
"So what are they going to do?" the first woman inquired?
"Looks like Prozac for him too," the second woman said.
The other two women turn to the first woman and ask her what she's at the vet's office for.
"My German shepherd's a humper", the woman says. "He'll hump anything. He'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. He wants to hump everything he sees. Yesterday, I had just gotten out of the shower I dropped my towel. When I got on all fours to get it, he couldn't help himself and he started humping ME."
"My goodness!!!" the other two said, "I guess that you'll be getting prozac for him too?"
The woman says, "No, I'm here to get his nails clipped."
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office with their pets when they strike up a conversation.
The first woman turns to the second woman and asks, "So why are you here?"
She replies, "My little kitty is a pisser. She pees on everything, the sofa, the drapes, the dog, even the kids. But the final straw was last night, when she pissed in the middle of my bed."
The woman asks, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Gonna give her Prozac," said the cat owner. "All the vets are prescribing it. It works for everything."
The first woman turns to the third woman and asks, "Why are you here?"
She replies, "Oh...my ferret is a digger. He digs under fences, digs up flowers and trees, digs just for the hell of it. When he's inside, he digs up the carpets. But he crossed the line last night when he dug a great big hole in my couch."
"So what are they going to do?" the first woman inquired?
"Looks like Prozac for him too," the second woman said.
The other two women turn to the first woman and ask her what she's at the vet's office for.
"My German shepherd's a humper", the woman says. "He'll hump anything. He'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. He wants to hump everything he sees. Yesterday, I had just gotten out of the shower I dropped my towel. When I got on all fours to get it, he couldn't help himself and he started humping ME."
"My goodness!!!" the other two said, "I guess that you'll be getting prozac for him too?"
The woman says, "No, I'm here to get his nails clipped."
:laugh::lol::laugh: