If your favorite band came to town and they lost their way and you just happened to be walking down the street minding your own business, what would you do if they stopped to ask you for directions? What would you do?

Ummm.....tell them where they need to go. :confused: It's not like they're going to be tricked into playing in my backyard....

Then tell them I love their stuff and move on.

Sounds sort of crazy, but I would give them directions. I tell them I am a huge fan of theirs, but I wouldn't go overboard. I figure thay are bugged enough throughout thier lives by fans wanting picture , autographs etc and I'm not gonna be one of them

I would smile, give them the directions, and pray like heck that they personally invite me backstage for being so generous.

I'd probably offer to lead them there, maybe even drive them there myself! :D

I'd tell them "You are looking for what mate, no that is not around here, I can tell you how to get there over a Fosters?":lol:

Good responses y'all. Lets change the senerio a bit. What if the band came out of the tour bus dressed as circus clowns? What would you do?

I guess...LMAO!! :lol:

I would give them directions to my house :lol:

Originally posted by BishounenRocker
Good responses y'all. Lets change the senerio a bit. What if the band came out of the tour bus dressed as circus clowns? What would you do?

Scream, run away, and hide until they went away. I hate clowns.:vibrator:

Fall around laughing and show them the way!

Originally posted by Recker
I'd probably offer to lead them there, maybe even drive them there myself! :D

Me too Recker! what a buzz it would be to have that opportunity!
it's a good way to make friends that's for sure! :thumb:

Livinthedream wrote:
I'd tell them "You are looking for what mate, no that is not around here, I can tell you how to get there over a Fosters?"


Crickey Livinthedream, you sound like an Aussie mate! :laugh:

i would be too shhooocckkkkeeddd too even say hellooooo


first reaction would bee....


"OOHHHHH MMMMMYYYY GODDDDDDDD YOOOOUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR FFOOORRRRREEEIGGGNNERRRR!!"


:bigeek: :bigeek: :bigeek: :bigeek:

Ummmmm. Slayer dressed as clowns.. Hmmmmm. First i'd ask them what they were on, then i'd give them directions and bluntly ask for a back stage pass. :D

Tool dressed as clowns..I can see that! :lol:

KISS are already clowns. ;)

Originally posted by TopCat
Tool dressed as clowns..I can see that! :lol:

I wouldn't put it past Maynard TopCat :)

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Retro, I know you being a fan of Tool will appreciate a new APC CD coming out in September. I can't wait!! :banger: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000AZJXQ/qid=1060686169/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/002-3967015-3556868

Well Men at Work or Split Enz would probably dress up as clowns for a laugh. (Split Enz pretty much did dress up as clowns in the 70s)

I'd probably join them and act like a clown myself.

Originally posted by TopCat
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Retro, I know you being a fan of Tool will appreciate a new APC CD coming out in September. I can't wait!! :banger: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000AZJXQ/qid=1060686169/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/002-3967015-3556868

I am also a big fan of Tool and I am really looking forward to APC's new album! :banana:

And if Maynard came to me looking for directions, I would probably have to kidnap him first, hide him in my basement and make him "perform" for me. :naughty: :biglick:

I hate clowns too, just like ABCMCD I'd run...or cry...or something.

Hey, what if your favorite rock star is DEAD and you saw them walk off a tour bus and ask for directions dressed like a clown??? :eek: :p

Originally posted by PoisonGirl234


I am also a big fan of Tool and I am really looking forward to APC's new album! :banana:

And if Maynard came to me looking for directions, I would probably have to kidnap him first, hide him in my basement and make him "perform" for me. :naughty: :biglick:

Awesome!! http://atypically.net/smilies/yourock.gif

Originally posted by Pagan
KISS are already clowns. ;)

Hehehe. I always thought they looked more like demented Kabuki actors...

I think I would laugh hysterically if I saw Bon Jovi dressed as clowns.

Even funnier would be Metallica dressed as clowns...but wait, they already are assclowns. :laugh: :lol:

Originally posted by Recker
Well Men at Work or Split Enz would probably dress up as clowns for a laugh. (Split Enz pretty much did dress up as clowns in the 70s)

I'd probably join them and act like a clown myself.

You sound like a good sport, Recker. It is certainly not easy for people to lay down their guard and have fun being ridiculous. That is a good attitude. :thumb:

And Kiss, they are gorgeous clowns. They remind me of the french harlequin clowns.

Originaly posted by ImSoooSure
Hey, what if your favorite rock star is DEAD and you saw them walk off a tour bus and ask for directions dressed like a clown???[/B]

Hmm, I think I will be dead white with fear if that happened. I can almost picture the horror of this dead guy trying to be funny, but all of his internal workings will be tearing, cracking and exploding as he is trying to laugh at me. He'll ask me for directions, but he will be saying that with his blood and sections of his throat falling out from his mouth. Terrible sight indeed. :eek:

OMG! If this happened with NIGHT RANGER or PAT BENATAR...I have NO idea what I'd do. I'd try to keep calm..but I really think that'd be impossible. I would try to help them out. All of these answers are great! :lol:


If everything goes according to plan..I might get the opportunity to meet one of the above in about 12 months!